He's a silly one, very silly indeed. Infact, I think he should be the head Minister of Silly Walks, but that may even bee too mudane for him. Look at him, goofy Turk. My goofy Turk. Yep, he pretends to be all macho but he's really just a pussy cat, and that just makes me purrr!! I loves me a Tarkie-tark!!

I love Tarkan. He helped me pick out a digicam, even *after* I kicked his ass and tickled him until he begged for mercy.

ahhhh, good times, good times.

Hope to drink many a beer with him again . . .

Tarkan's profile includes 1) a Muslim name, 2) an Islamic country, 3) a European country, 4) the phrase "Unamerican Activities," and most unforgivable 5) the concept "Fuck Bush." Therefore, our sophisticated software has determined that Tarkan is a terrorist fiend who must be violently neutered. Accordingly, we have designated him an enemy combatant and arrested him, to be held indefinitely at an undisclosed location as an enemy combatant, without charge, or access to a lawyer, or any of the legal rights he thought he was entitled to as an American citizen. Long live the Reich!---er, Bush administration.

Sincerely,
Adolf Cheney
Uberman, Homeland Security
Naked Pyramid Photography Division

Tarkan is a great guy to drink with and bitch about life, and don't we all need that dammit?! He's my favorite kraut and his photos do kick some ass.-Chris