OCCUPATION
disillusionist | body worker | sentence assembler
dope dealer | sex worker | karma thief

INDUSTRY
Performing Arts

OVERVIEW
profit doesn't involve cash

COMPANY
Queer Hippie Mafia (cheif technical officer)
A-list Arbitration & Certification Committee (enforcer)
Illuminati
Funkysphere.com
Brianrobert.com

POSITION
totally versatile, but can swing in either direction and all points in between

SKILLS
Scorpio | Scorpio | Scorpio | Libra | Sagittarius | Libra | Scorpio

PAST JOBS
top | bottom

nice people
teachers & learners
pulse-readers
bass beats & modulators
ethical sluts
dreamers
astral projectors
the consciously aware
misanthropes
tortured souls
prozac guinea pigs
huggers & handholders
magical eyes
sexgods & goddesses
manifesters
mindful intentions, good will & the spirit of Aloha
other pornography deconstructionists
those with an overwhelming sense of wonder
anyone who believes they can most effectively engage and interact with me by means other than the 5 senses.

Salacious | Adaptable | Uninhibited | Independent
Creative | Sincere | Inquisitive | Cute | Dorky | Cool
Ethical | Engaging | Realistic

OBSERVATIONS:
i'm a zealot for objectivity & stability.

i'm distrustful of folks who use product names to describe themselves.

i'm told I fuck well.

long lists of turn-ons in life are inspiring; scripts and agendas challenge my interest.

my sense of humor is highly developed.

it's usually the wrong things which impress me the most.

i'm easily overwhelmed by the simpler things in this world.

i just may cajole you.

i'm a walking talking breathing cliche.

you can call it wishy-washy. i call it noncommital.

"i feel" sounds much better to my ears than "you are".

i tend to put way too much emphasis on acknowledging that not only am i the master of my own mini-atrocities, but a slave to them as well.

i often forget what it is i am supposed to be doing.

my truths are often capable of differing from others.

gerber daisies tend to give me the chills.

finding a comfortable medium between "on my sleeve" and "locked in a cage" has been my hearts desire.

ONLINE
Tribechat: TasteMyLust
Yahoo:funkysphere
AIM: funkysphere

LANGUAGES
completely & fluently: english | french | spanish | dutch

TRAVEL
alleys, crack houses, opium dens, sex clubs, locker rooms, parks, street corners, abandoned warehouses and 30 or so countries.

MUSIC
Elizabeth Fraser, Cocteau Twins, Robin Guthrie, Dead, Massive Attack, Robert De Naja, Phish, Miles Davis, Yo La Tengo, That Tricky Tranny Adrian, Belle & Sebastian, Saint Etienne, Morrissey/Marr, ooooohhhh but they're weird and they're wonderful. oooh benny she's really keen. she's got electric boots a mohair suit. you know I read it in a magazine...

MOVIE
Oh please tell me Elizabeth how exactly does one suck a fuck?!, ...Qu he hecho yo para merecer esto?...how about directors..., almodovar, truffaut, wenders, goddard, anger, marker, pasolini, fellini, bertolucci, bunuel

BOOK
de profundis | siddhartha