Male

40

Equally artsy and technical, I work as a professional lackey in the graphics industry and for fun I enjoy flying, personal computer/Internet humor, writing, illustrating (colored pencils) and poetry when I'm good and depressed. Though I don't actually enjoy it, I'm perpetually cleaning my apartment enough that it counts as a hobby and not a chore. I'm a guy who is an avowed cat person *meow*, easy-going and quite mischievous. As I haven't ever bust a cap in anyone's posterior, I am proud to call myself a non-thug, anti-ghetto black man. I speak the Queen's English the way it was intended and wear my slacks up by my waist where they belong (please note the proper usage of the homonyms 'wear' and 'where' :)). I'm obscenely single, meaning I've dodged the marriage bullet like Keanu in 'the Matrix', have no children, domestic partner, roomies or pets. I do not smoke, drink, abuse drugs, am disease free, yatta yatta yatta blah blah blah. Sounds boring, I know, but at least if I ever run for public office, there won't surface any incriminating pictures of me at Freaknick '99 doing something, um, nasty. But enough about me...