What's Up, Tigerlily?
Kill me now.
Thu, January 19, 2006 - 12:15 PMI've tried sawing at myself with my butterknife, but it's just not working.
FUCK.
Thu, January 19, 2006 - 12:15 PM -
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Unsu...
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 12:29 PM
Yes, it's so much scarier than, say, those Left Behind books.
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 12:48 PM
I keep a cyanide capsule in my tooth for just that purpose...
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 1:16 PM
I've now switched to pondering whether sawing away at Frank with my butterknife can make him shut up.
He's pretty old, and his skin is fragile. This MIGHT work.... |
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 1:30 PM
i know a girl who cut herself with a plastic knife. i think you will do just fine.
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 7:08 PM
maybe you can distract them with gun talk, rednecks love gun talk
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Thu, January 19, 2006 - 7:56 PM
For reasons to boring to mention, I need a copy of my last paystub. I called HR, and they said my wife could pick it up, IF she brought a signed note from me. She seemed confused when I said "Great, it just like she's going on a trip to an Islamic country!"
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