Hiawatha's Lipid: www.ajcn.org/cgi/reprint/6/6/584

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That is probably some of the best nerdery I've seen in a long, long time.

I need to find the time and energy to render my entire Catfud guide in trochaic tetrameter.

When choosing good canned cat food,
Make sure meat is first ingredient.
Do eschew all meat by-products
'Cause their quality is too iffy.
Don't be fooled by lifestage feeding,
It's just a pile of marketing bullshit
To increase the brand's shelf presence
So consumers think it's awesome.

Whoa. That was eerily easy.