The other night I was laying around my apartment adding to my 'list of lists' and watching Nick At Nite, or some other channel showing sitcoms from the 70's and such. And as I was watching this I realized something, I'm really getting fucking fed up with television today. All T.V. does is renforce these stupid corny, cutesy relationships and it is sickening. What has happened to T.V. comedy makes me want to bite somebody's face. It is so horrendous. Friends. How is Friends the number one come... read more

Have you ever noticed people who get offended are just doing it for the attention? Like you all know that one person, no matter what you could be talking about, there's always that one little fucker whos like "Uh, could you not.." And wanting attention isn't a bad thing, I love attention. That's why I am the way I am, i'm sure you all love attention. It's alright. But I'm so fucking sick of people in our country trying to get attention, but doing under the guise of political or social conscie... read more

It must be the holidays, thats the only reason I can come up with for the way I've been feeling lately. I was sitting around earlier, teasing the girls cat with a laser pointer when my mind began to wonder, as it frequently does. But this time my thoughts were actually significant, I began to think of those less forunate than I. I'm not sure why, perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I spent yet another christmas alone in my home, counting the money sent from those not-so-distant ... read more

The next pretentious cocksucker that comes up and says Namaste to me is getting fucking stabbed in the eyes