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I always thought his name was "the King" because of the whole Elvis thing...That all changed the day I filmed him in a clown porn. I understand completely now. All Hail the King!
August 23, 2004
the king is a cool mo fo and the only one ile let neer me with a katana
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Seeking the answers to life's great mysteries, belive it has something to do with sex. Everyone keeps telling me it has to do with money, But I don't think so. I'm almost positive I has to do w/ really good sex.
O.K. It has a bit to do with money.
RIP SCATTERS
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In other news, we retired Scatters the break dancing monkey on Friday. Scatters was originally created by Moruad Mesrour, he was the one who created the costume, and was in it for a day before he went back to spain. Next was myself, when I moved u...
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
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It's not easy being a
narcissist. Mainly, because every day you look t your self in the mirror and say
"Damn, That looks good, Too bad It's going to get all fucked up someday." Well
that day was Monday when my buddy Kaleen hit me in the face...
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Outed and other random thoughts
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So my dad found out I'm a pornstar. I wasn't in denile, I just wasn''t bringing it up. Now, the cat's out of the bag and there isn't much left stoping me from world domination.
I celibrated by preforming my show that night in drag. It was wil...
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In other news, we retired Scatters the break dancing monkey on Friday. Scatters was originally created by Moruad Mesrour, he was the one who created the costume, and was in it for a day before he went back to spain. Next was myself, when I moved up to Seattle and needed to make some money in the streets. Then Clement dawned the monkey suit and had some bmx guys do tricks over him. Then Mick was the monkey, he was horrible, but willing. Then Nathan an I took turns being the monkey. Then Kaleen...
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It's not easy being a
narcissist. Mainly, because every day you look t your self in the mirror and say
"Damn, That looks good, Too bad It's going to get all fucked up someday." Well
that day was Monday when my buddy Kaleen hit me in the face with a broken ass
broom. Remember kids, safety first.? Any way, I don't really believe in
good or bad, So I'm not sure what the purpose of this little turn in my life is.
Perhaps it was because before I was just such a hottie I was intimidatin...
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So my dad found out I'm a pornstar. I wasn't in denile, I just wasn''t bringing it up. Now, the cat's out of the bag and there isn't much left stoping me from world domination.
I celibrated by preforming my show that night in drag. It was wild.
Now NAte's taking off to montana. Which is too bad, the fuzzy knuckel was just getting solid.
Anybody know a good dj?
Mon, November 21, 2005 - 12:00 AM
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What did tommy dean call it? "The tuning that unlocks the graves trap door and the devil comes up to shiver between the strings."
Well, the devil shivers a lot more when tommy plays. But, I'm starting to get it. It's a nice change of pace. I feel a new song coming.
Tue, October 18, 2005 - 1:35 AM
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For a week I want to eat this pasta dish. It was a secret rescipe My friend had invented. As far as I know, I'm the only other person who knows the recipe, because I'm the only person who could eat it. It was made with three habneros per serving.
If you've never had a habnero pepper before, I recomend you go to your local safeway, go to the pepper section (in produce, not spices), Dig to the bottom for a small orange one (see picture above). Hold it by the stem and wait for the shelves to...
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