Hey baby, thanks for the offer to lube me up nice and wiggle my keys and pump my pedels like pro. I'm kinda still hung up on Elvis. Even after 'came out' and he jilted me at the altar with our illicit love child that was later abducted by aliens.

That party of yours... That was lots of fun. A baker's dozen of hotties, and the jello. They didn't tell me it would stain my white panties permanently green! I know Elvis said you could fuck the winner, but really I love what you're doing with the leg of lamb. Sometimes we just gotta keep up that rock and roll image so let their dirty minds wander.

Kisses to Harmony!

Hey you piano pumpin' son of a bitch! I'm real keen on you and I think we should go make some sweet lovin' right about now. Ahhhh, I just want to fuck you! This guy is hot stuff right here ladies, you better watch out though 'cause he's all mine!! <333 Harmony