March 9, 2007
WTF!? I thought you said you were MY sleeping beauty?
February 4, 2007
Man,
This guy rules! He is so funny on so many levels. What i love most about him is that when you really need a person who is there for you he will stand up to all comers like... well, a Mad Cow!
Thanks for being such an unrelenting bovine, my brotha!
April 21, 2006
Dan is about as cool as it gets. Totally laid back and a hoot to hang with! I love bumping into the Mad Cow.
August 18, 2005
He is my sleeping beauty! I love his smile and his eyes.
September 20, 2004
M.Cow is a man of many faces.
If you let him he'll whisper sweet nothings into your ear just before he rips it off with his teeth, then he'll give you a nice massage. He's by far the sweetest puppy-kicker i've ever met, and he'll make your eyeballs explode with joy if you watch him perform. Don't ever salivate on him unless you are his girlfriend or his sister.
All in all he rocks bananas and if anyone says otherwise i'll fuc*ing kill them with my shoe.