Theo's Soapbox Moment

t.h.e.o. is a N-E-R-D

   Sun, June 4, 2006 - 2:19 AM
I just saw this years' Scripps National Spelling Bee on ESPN and was completely enthralled. I didn't reach the edge of my seat for the Super Bowl, but I was there for this. Mad props to Katherine Close of New Jersey, who won the title with the correct spelling of the word "ursprache."

First of all, I'm glad that ESPN is covering spelling bees. It may not be "sport" in the conventional sense, but it's as competitive as hell. Secondly, where was all the media coverage when I was kicking ass in regional spelling bees in grade school? If there was an ESPN in those days, I would've been elevated to rock-star status...I'm sure of it! I would've been the only kid taking the podium wearing dark sunglasses and drinking a '40 oz'...with a mullet (all the kids had 'em at the time, I swear!). Thridly, my fears of being the biggest nerd I know was confirmed: I watched this odd, televised event while ordering pizza and drinking beer...


Ursprache
SYLLABICATION: Ur·spra·che
PRONUNCIATION: rshprä
NOUN: See protolanguage.
ETYMOLOGY: German : ur-, original (from Middle High German, out of, from Old High German; see ud- in Appendix I) + Sprache, language, speech (from Middle High German sprche, from Old High German sprhha).



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Sun, June 4, 2006 - 4:27 AM
I love to watch spelling bees as well...and no you're not a nerd for liking them...well maybe we both are then :O) What I totally find interesting is how every kid has their own special if not bizarre way of getting through each word: the eye blinking, the foot tapping, the odd hand getures, the clearing of the throat between each letter... Good entertainment if you ask me!
Sun, June 4, 2006 - 7:21 AM
They're great. You're right.
Check out the movie, "Spellbound". It's a documentary about the Scripps Bee from a few years ago.
Unsu...
 
Sun, June 4, 2006 - 12:12 PM
You may want to think about this one again theo, since you misspelled.
"Thridly"....:) It's not as easy as it looks.

P.S i used to win them all the time too, and look at my postings, their always riddled wtih misspellings. I was never taught how to type, thank gawd there was never any national typing contests.
Sun, June 4, 2006 - 3:19 PM
Sunny...
You will pay for your insolence!!!
Sun, June 4, 2006 - 3:32 PM
Yes, the individual idiosynchrasies were quite hilarious. Mine was humming - yes, humming. I once lost a spelling bee by sounding out a word phonetically, under my breath. But the judges thought I was actually trying to spell the word and I got eliminated. Arrgghh!!! I modified my technique the next year and tried to spell the word phonetically in my head, but this weird humming sound came out of my mouth and I couldn't do anything about it! I still kicked ass, though...
Unsu...
 
Sun, June 4, 2006 - 10:29 PM
shhure you did.... Theo, how do you spell cureforboredom?
Sun, June 4, 2006 - 11:05 PM
m-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-i-o-n
Unsu...
 
Mon, June 5, 2006 - 12:41 PM
awesom I love mashed potatoes