Rodger is the coolest guy for clubbing, playing rock and roll, hanging out at the local bar and tempting unsuspecting young fledgling wantons of the fairer sex, or just relaxing at home over bad movies or 80's kids television. Like me, Rodger is an afficionado and celebrant of beauty in all its forms, an aesthete, if you will. And take note ladies, within the calm, cool exterior lurks the heart of a genuine romantic.

Pierce Brosnan lucked out when Rodger turned down the "James Bond" people for like the 3rd time. What the Bond producers don't realize is that Roger ALREADY dates sexy women, drives fast cars, fences, plays Bacchara and guzzles martinis at parties, and has an incredibly complex secret and kinda sadomasochistic lifestyle, all while publicly appearing to be a mild-mannered computer professional. Look out for his exploding watch, it may film you.

Whether he is saving me from frostbite, or riding in on his trusty silver coup to save me from a lonely night, this man is truly a modern knight in shining carmor. I met him by chance but I would have stuck around that night fun fur or no, because I’ll second that motion that the man has got the stamina of Alexander the Great without the ruthless intentions.* Fiercely intelligent and intensely loyal, I am glad to have him on my side. Effortlessly dashing and sexy, charming and hilarious all at the same, damn he is wonderful to know.

*This is not to say that all of his intentions are pure.

What can I say about this guy? Sooo much! He rocks in ways that can't be expressed in the english language, iambic parameter would fall short in expressing the emotion and dedication that he invests in the people he is aquainted with. I have no words to tell you about this man-- except that I can say that he is tall. He is tall and he can reach high places. That is so incredibly useful and totally underrated. That and he has made me laugh more than the few times. With him not at him..mostly, but KOK is a crapshoot at that sort of thing anyway. Thanks for hanging out with parties and making me look well-liked and popular man! Now you owe me undying friendship. Smootch!