x I woke up craving apple juice again. AHH. There is something wrong with me

x There are fireworks tonight.

x But I like the full moon more.

x Sumbardy has no idea just how long he takes to cook. Terrible.

x It is even funnier to hear him bargain down the time because. . he needs . . he is in a state of need and want. Lol, as though I am not.

x The Bimbo thinks I am a taitai here and they 'are all struggling back in Singapore'. AHHH. How could I be a taitai here. She is obviously mad.

x I have totally caved in. Now I have gone gourmet with five types of tea and all luxury cereals. Oooh, my triple chocolate crunch. Mmmm. I just hafta warn myself not to eat the whole box in a day.

x Today some fucktard took my beef out of the freezer and put it in the fridge. And now my beef is spoilt. If that happens I will leave a note telling the fucktard, "Dear Fucktard who keeps moving people's stuff. . Please note that frozen food are not thawed unless the owner decides to"

x At least I have organic Madagascan vanilla icecream tonight. Provided the fucktard does not move it to the fridge. There is space in the freezer.

x When we have the house/flat/cottage/whateverwithatent of our own. . we definitely must have about ten types of ice cream at a go. The UK has done weird things to me-- my stomach is always gurgling, I don't wear pearls (looks weird with coats) or mascara, and I suddenly crave vanilla ice cream. I never have.

x I am starting to feel immensely stupid realising that the PhD studentship is over 3 years. . not yearly. AHH. So now I must rush and apply only because my tutor has kindly agreed to see me, and hence I need to rush.. too many things.

x I will definitely never buy the 80p Chinese noodles here any longer, it takes more than one hour of boiling to soften, by which I would have grown a moustache and turned into stone. Linguine is much better, I'll be like my folks and pretend it's Chinese noodles, cooking it Chinese style sometimes.

x It is getting colder outside. Now the max temperature is the 7am temperature of last week. Last week, apparently, was a strange hotter weather rebound. Everyday I sound mad reciting and analysing the weather stats.

x Am I mad. My heater is turned off for most of the day. . and I feel okay.

x I want to cry. The joint schools research methods was supposed to be harder. .but it is like I/O psych. .or business courses. .i.e. duh. AHHHHHH. .

x Sainsbury does not have bowls today. AHHHH. Bloody fucktard, you are my nemesis, whoever you are.

x I now know why I prefer dessert and main course at the same go even if the mains would have turned cold(er) by the time I go in, or the dessert melted by the time I finish my meal. . it's still food. That tastes good. So I don't have to put on (more) clothes to walk out one more time, and can . . be entertained by sumbardy. ;)

x Today I am Big Red | Sexy Sox. According to sumbardy. I love red lippie so much.

x AHH P, do your work. Shut up and do your work.