I'm a Savant, Epicure, Rhodes Scholar, M.D., PhD & VIP. I speak seven languages fluently. I dabble in rocket science, quantum physics and in my spare time I devised a unified field theory. I have authored 15 books, 87 published articles, 23 screenplays & 114 patents. I like to paint expressionist watercolors, write haiku poetry, & have composed 11 major symphonies (plus one opera in Bulgarian). I trained in Jungian psychology & lectures on Zen. I was awarded a Medal of Honor for bravery in combat. I climbed Everest, swam the English Channel & was knighted by the Queen. I won 3 Olympic gold medals, 6 Academy Awards, the Indy 500, the Kentucky Derby and a Heisman Trophy. Also active in charity work with disabled cheerleaders. I performed Hamlet, met Elvis (both of them), attended Woodstock. Claimed Nobel Prize in medicine. flew the Space Shuttle, addressed the U.N., played the Grand Ol' Opry, sold out Madison Square Garden. I'm a par golfer, master craftsman, and gourmet cook. Broke the 4 minute mile, brokered peace in the Middle East and I'm a Jeopardy champ. I'm a Certified mechanic, advanced avatar & licensed oracle. I circumnavigated the globe piloting my own Lear jet and luxury yacht. I enjoy ballroom dancing as well as Salsa (did I mention that I won a trophy for Salsa dancing). Enthusiastic skier, snowboarder, scuba diver, & collector of 14th century Moravian tapestries. I plant virus' in supercomputers for kicks. I'm hung like a Equus Cabullus & have no signs of male pattern baldness. Capable of independently programming a VCR. a black belt in karate. I love children and small furry creatures. I recycle. I don't smoke, drink, snore, or leave the toilet seat up (ok, 90% of the time). I'm fully committed to monogamy and family values. I cherish intimacy. I'm devoted to maintaining long-term relationships through good communication. I'm not ashamed to ask for directions when I'm lost. I'm a compulsive house cleaner, do laundry, and never watch football. Well studied in the Kama Sutra and not averse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. I make a mean latte too. I love romantic walks along moonlit beaches, weeps at sunsets, & dream of the day when humanity can live together in communal peace & enlightenment. Naturally being such a hip-happenin' kind of guy leaves one little time for amorous socializing, hence this communique. It is but my sincerest hope that I be considered worthy the attention of a warm, kind-hearted nymphomaniac willing to share my humble existence. Oh yes, and by the way, I just got this totally fucking cool tattoo! It's on my back, and is of a cobra wrapped around a skull (going in and out of the empty eye sockets, of course!) with flames in the background. The whole thing is on the hood of a fucking awesome Z-28 which is peeling out with clouds of smoke in the shape of a pot leaf coming off the wheels as they burn rubber!!! The Grim Reaper is driving the Z-28 with his sharp hell scythe sticking out the window. More info <www.epinions.com/stink.htm> OK, seriously, I'm an all-around nice guy but kind of a smart-ass at the same time. I love my friends and value our friendship. I'm sort of a social butterfly most of the time, but yet totally shy at others ...I like meeting creative people, funny people, funny-looking people, clowns, freaks of nature, midgets, mulletheads, washed up soap actors, etc... I'm very feisty and passionate and I love going out with friends wherever... dive bars, clubs, art galeries, out to dinner, bike rides, working out, yoga, live shows, shopping, shooting pool, bowling, wherever, but mostly bars (hick-up) - oh yes, I’m a sex-obsessed procrastinator! ...I heard that last one in a Supercuts commercial (which is funny cause I don't watch TV very often) - - FAV MUSIC won't fit in fav music section even after editing so here... AC/DC, AC/DShe, Bad Brains, Black Sabbath, Birthday Party/Nick Cave, Bjork, Bowie, Buzzcocks, Cramps, Johnny Cash, The Clash, Clipse, The Cure, Deftones, Dr Dre, Dwight Yoakam (he was awesome in Sling Blade too), Easy E, Elvis (both of them), Fila Brazillia, Frank Dean & Sammy, Fugee's, G Love &SS, Godflesh, Helmet, Herbalizer, Iron Maiden, Junior Brown, Jay-Z, Janes Addiction, Jill Scott, Joy Division, Jurassic 5, Killing Joke, K & D, Led Zepp, Ludacris, Shuggie Otis, The Mavericks, Massive Attack, Missy Elliot, Me First &tGG's, Motorhead, Nappy Roots, Neptunes, NWA, Ministry, Outkast, Pink Floyd, Iggy Pop, P.E., Portishead, Pixies, QotSA, The Rapture, Radiohead, Rev. Horton Heat, Snoop, Rolling Stones, R.A. the Rugged Man, Run DMC, Scorn, Skinny Puppy, The Smiths, Sonic Youth, &ywkubt trail of dead, 2pac, Thievery Corp, TI, Tom Waits, Tool, Van Halen (only w/ DLR), Wesley Willis, White Stripes, YYY's, Z-trip, Zero 7, stuff i forgot to add on here + old country, old punk, some 70's and 80's corp rock, breaks, beats, d & b, down-tempo, rare groove, etc ...oh yes and two Justin Timberlake songs, but don't tell anyone, that's a secret ...oh, and a bunch of shit you ain't never heard of that I 'm not even gonna put on the list ...did I mention Johnny Cash ...and Journey? "Faithly" makes me cry like a little bitch.