I've known Tiffany for 15 years. We met on the school bus in the 8th grade. She has been a good friend of mine since. From our stupid fake gangs, to our interesting apparel, including bead shirts, fushia pumps, cats on clouds, Los Angeles Kitty shirt, etc., we have worn it all. I love this girl....Before our hair dying experiences, we used to have the exact same color hair. It's a fact. Stay gold, my friend......

Juicy gotcha crazy.......hehehehe

Oh yeah, she was wearing a shirt that said:

"Simi Valley hangs out with its wang out, BYOTCH!!!"


Sheeeiiit....

Q: How can you tell a macho woman?
A: She rolls her own tampons.

This chica works for the company that holds my mortgage, so I'd better not piss her off!

When she came up to visit two weeks ago, she was really craving Da' Bomb from 7-11. We all walked into the 'Eleven, and lo and behold, there was this grizzly-assed truck driver picking out the last Bomb from the fridge!!!! Oh no, what to do!

Tiff tried her damsel in distress act to tug on the guy's clogged old heart strings. However, this guy wasn't givin' in! He said, "Sorry Toots, but you're not woman enough to handle this BOMB"!!!

With that, she gut kicked that fool and gaffled his Bomb, and scarfed it down while standing on his head.