Cyborgs and Sultans, my camp this year (we were Cyborgs and Samurais last year) built this oil well. Pretty cool. It was like a big dick on the playa, but i don't know if it got the guys who put it together laid....Pigs of Islam... (I helped some at the end in the death defying push of the thing to stand upright. It seemed to work for me : )) Special Kudos to Evil Ted for heading up our camp . Last year fearless leader Bruce caused unbelievable and hilarious torture with his random monologue megaphone ravings. He was missed this year. Megaphone screaming was proven to be a special talent: not all who attempt are worthy.

Question: Is screaming "Faggot!" repeatedly through a megaphone a mating call for closet cases?