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Haiku:
She is quick to smile.
Eyes shine with light from inside.
A bright spark of joy.

Note-Traditionally haiku is meant to be read one at a time, not en masse, as they are singular thoughts.
The haiku in this post are as close to traditional as I will come(not very).
My other entries are written in cycles or themes, and should be read in order.

They Fly into love.
Eager hearts are tender prey.
Wrapped in spider silk.
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Hard and sharp as flint.
Edge of reality cuts.
Leaving truth bleeding.
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Show me the money!
Pull out your credit card and
Drop it like it's hot!
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Harsh words like lightning.
Arcing across darkened skies.
Scaring their target.
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They wait for service.
She floats from table to table.
Scratching out orders.
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Looking in his eyes.
All she sees is emptiness.
Cold and ghostly gaze.

His heart on the boards.
Playing a desperate role.
Performing alone.

Audience is nil.
Only phantoms of love lost.
Who peer though the dark.

They watch him emote.
Reciting tales of heart break.
It's always the same.

Weary of his part.
He starts to break character.
Critical eyes glare.

Embarrassed, he grins.
Takes a bow and leaves the stage.
This is the last show.

Bright outside the theater.
His heart is warm in his chest.
Taking a new role.