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Tribe is dead, ya heard?
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Normally when I'm asked about myself I like to say "Six feet of stone cold brotha and six inches of afro barely contained in a fly lemon yellow jumpsuit" even though it's wildly inaccurate. I can mix a first rate martini and I have a good sense of direction but not necessarily in that order. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. If you look in my images there is a picture of of a vegetable that pretty much explains everything in the universe. I'm totally serious about that too. If you're interested in more photos you should check out my flickr account. flickr.com/photos/titaniumdreads/ I like that better because it can use Tags. Also of note is that my left ear produces about 4 times as much wax as my right. People always ask if it's because I sleep on my left side, but dude....my sleeping positions are evenly distributed!

I have a blog with some friends located here: blog.titaniumdreads.com
As far a blogs go I think we do a pretty fine job of providing trenchant political commentary, cunning satire and coruscating witticisms. +Plus+ On sometimes we do an mp3 blog

I am less enamored with wikipedia than I used to be but I still think that it charts a path forward using true, direct democracy. You can see my contributions to it here
en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php

I also write reviews of some books that I read on Amazon.com, you can see my reviews here:
www.amazon.com/exec/obido...m_mpemr_gl/ If you get a moment I would highly appreciate if you went through and marked my reviews as helpful.

There is a massive, ugly scar where my index finger used to be, that's because a dolphin bit it off(yeah, no shit!). I refuse to answer any further questions about the circumstances surrounding this event unless you submit a small essay about 3-5 of your worst/most interesting injuries. If I deem your essay to be adequately humorous and entertaining I shall grant you 4 questions concerning the nature of what is fondly referred to as "the nub." If you were one of those little kids that never hurt themselves you can just make something up.

It has recently come to my attention that if a young John Wayne were to grow dreadlocks and scruffy facial hair the two of us would be almost indistinguishable. That, luckily, is where the similarity ends. I don't have an affinity for guns, westerns or cigarettes but it would be sweet if there was a TitaniumDreads International Airport in the OC.

It annoys me when I'm filling out a form and there are only two choices for sex. Primarily this is because gender/sex is a spectrum not a binary. The question should properly read, Which gender do you identify with: Male, Female, neither, both. This is another way of saying that I have "san francisco values."

I think that both democrats and republicans are hopelessly corrupt and furthermore I think that support for either represents a stunning act of willful, calcifying ignorance probably about 90% of the time. I like organic food and think it's kind of funny that the FDA is pretty chill with American's chugging endocrine disruptors. I'm worried by how many people don't know that you shouldn't use metal stirring implements with teflon.

I'm really good at:
Talking my way out of speeding tickets

The most wonderous book in the world is The Art of Looking Sideways by Alan Fletcher. No one has ever heard of this book but I like it so much that I have two copies. It's bigger than most textbooks and is pretty much a randomized dictionary of epiphany. Here's the amazon link
tinyurl.com/26y79y


I am absolutely baffled by people's interest in television.

I've had a lot of foreign adventures in asia, india, africa and south america. Hit me up if you want travel advice or just want to listen to me tell stories about the yakuza, elephants or zanzibar.