i can't think of one bad thing to say about Toby. he's a very cool guy, the kind you want to invite to almost any occasion because it's better with him there.

Toby is pretty cool most of the time. But sometimes he bites me on the head and it really hurts. He always 'fixes' everything I cook, but he also always helps with the dishes, and this one time I burned my hand taking soup out of the microwave, and he did ALL the dishes that night. That was pretty awesome. He lives far away from me most of the time, and I miss him, but it's ok cause he calls me at three am and wakes me up to talk, and then thinks I'm really drunk when all I am is really tired. Well I guess sometimes I'm pretty drunk, but most of the time I'm just tired. He also likes jelly beans a lot. If you want to get on his good side you could buy him some, he would really like that a lot.