Tony not only has a grasp of the absurd, he IS the absurd. Tony will make you feel like the whole universe is a completely different place than you originally thought it was. It's actually just a big playground, a really, really fun playground.

Tony's got a big heart too. And he loves beagles. So be careful is you own a beagle or he may just take it from you. I've had some great and completely crazy experiences with Tony, but until the statute of limitations runs out on some of the things I've done with him in tow, I dare not repeat it here in a testimonial.

Just know this....Tony will always have your back. Even when a situation seems hopeless and the Man is ready to take you down, this guy thinks fast and never leaves you behind. This guy is a rare find.

Tony and I once drove to Mexico with four dollars, a case of cheap beer, and bathing suits. If it weren't for his amazing talent for exotic dancing we never would have made it out of there! Just keep his "situation" with Jose on the dl and all is good.

Aside from the utter bs I just wrote, Tony is a great, intelligent and good looking guy. One day he'll make a wonderful husband to a lucky girl. Now he just has to write me a testimonial and I'll be happy. :)

Tony is a great guy, full of life and energy. He is a very loving soul, the kind of guy who would throw himself in front of a car to save someone he loves. He has been a devoted friend to me, been there for me through thick and thin. That is a quality not often found in people these days. He is a rare friend, one who will give you his opinion and then support you no matter what your decision may be. Anyone would be blessed to have Tony in their life.