I start tomorrow as a chimney sweep, a job that I did not know existed anymore. That is all, for way short entry factor.

No luck with the bike sitch yet. Whatever. It's just a bike. A dang good one, but just a bike.

Sweet tallbike
You were chained
To the fence
But then some
Mean person
Snipped with the
Bolt cutters
Of evil
To proceed
To spirit
You away.

Oh 'Tough Love'
How you'd shone
With your red
And your blue
And your rad
Ape hangers
Brilliantly...
Or something.

Them darn kids.
We have a
new bike shop
And would help
You build one
Of your own.

Now I am
Heartbroken
And driving
My Volvo
Everywhere
All day long.

The End.

so i went to the gathering with my church where we do the jesus kitchen for 2 weeks straight, i ran into this clown named "roadkill", he was literally a clown, makeup and all.... he mentioned tallbike jousting and i mentioned that i was a scallywag. so i went to see his circus the next day and i kinda ended up tallbike jousting, to make a long story short.... i had no colors with me so i had to scrawl the wags insignia on the back of my dirty old beater with a brown magic marker.

i lo... read more