joined on 05/02/05
last updated 01/05/11
about me
I have "issues".
November 1, 2005
Let me tell you about the most wonderful woman in the world.
(yes, this one, you jerks!)
I could go on and on about my personal princess, but I'm only able to shirk work for another 30 minutes, so this brief overview will have to do. She puts up with me, takes care of me when I'm sick, makes me food, makes me the occasional piece of clothing, makes me laugh (especially when I'm worked up about something completely irrelevant), is a great audience for me (it's all about me, after all), is patient with me (especially when I lag about giving her a testimonial), is just as big a dork as me (yes, that's a good thing), is beautiful, kind, gentle and as loving as any hopes I could have.
I am blessed to be with her.
"puttin' the "ho" back in horticulture"
"Molecular Expressions Photo Gallery"
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Lonely kitty needs a buddy
(blog entry)
This is Errol. Errol loves other cats. He used to come up to the sliding glass door to try to play with our cats, and we rarely saw him without his shyer companion (who didn't get a name). We haven't seen Errol's friend in over a week, and Erro...
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Giant bag of douchitude! (angry rant)
(blog entry)
Really, really goddamn pissed off at the moment. The guy we had staying with us for a few months (not Loki, but an old high school friend) apparently went through our stuff and decided to take a few things for himself.
He left a few boxes behi...
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National Conference for Media Reform
(blog entry)
A more personal update is on its way, but I wanted to post this before I forgot:
ncmr11.eventbrite.com/
It's in Boston, but I want to go if at all possible. I figured some of you might feel the same way - let's see what we can figure...
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Someone let Leo out a few weeks ago, and Mal accidentally grabbed H...
photo posted 09/06
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Ani D Freaks,
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Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,
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"Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free."
-Still Life With Woodpecker, Tom Robbins
Hot, funny, and smart. How did I get this lucky?
This is Errol. Errol loves other cats. He used to come up to the sliding glass door to try to play with our cats, and we rarely saw him without his shyer companion (who didn't get a name). We haven't seen Errol's friend in over a week, and Errol has seemed a little depressed. He spends most of his time at the sliding glass door now, looking in.
If anyone has room for another cat, please consider adopting Errol. He is very skittish around people at first, but he is a lover once he trus...
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Really, really goddamn pissed off at the moment. The guy we had staying with us for a few months (not Loki, but an old high school friend) apparently went through our stuff and decided to take a few things for himself.
He left a few boxes behind that he wanted us to ship to him later. After we found out that he had taken all of the computer equipment he “gave” to us with him (which I found out about when Comcast began charging us for unreturned equipment), I went through the boxes to see...
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A more personal update is on its way, but I wanted to post this before I forgot:
ncmr11.eventbrite.com/
It's in Boston, but I want to go if at all possible. I figured some of you might feel the same way - let's see what we can figure out.
P.S. Loki is here, safe and sound :)
I spent quite a bit of time on the interstate this weekend and, aside from wishing I was on two wheels, covering 500 miles of primarily straight slab was not an unpleasant experience. However, I have a message for one of my fellow drivers that may not have been adequately expressed with my "what the fuck is wrong with you?" face:
Riding my six will not make the the mile of cars ahead of us move any faster. At 85mph, however, it could get us both SERIOUSLY MAIMED OR KILLED. For what, so ...
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Fuck you. How dare you accuse me of leading you on, of using your desire for my convenience? I was never anything less than honest, I showed you every dark corner of my mind. I fucking love you, you asshole! I love the music that flows so effortlessly from your fingertips, always changing, never repeated. I love your art, your poetry, the sound of your laugh, your clever sense of humor, your stupid hats. I love your face. I would rip to shreds the popular idiots who could only see your...
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