January 4, 2008
Tiff is wierd in the bestest way on the planet. Better than bestest.. so good that I like to wait to see what she'll do next. I live in the bushes across the street from her house so I don't ever get to miss a thing...
February 19, 2007
You sneak up into the attic without permission. In the gloom lies a trunk. With naughty excitement and trepidation, you dust-off the cobwebs and rust-stained doilies and yank off the brittle lock. What you find within are curls and swirls, sparkles and stockings and dark, dark dolly eyes…
You find yourself falling down a well, rocketing through stars of glowing gumdrops, jewels of bug-filled amber, and the sweetest crystal blood.
You swoon and the dolly is sitting up in the trunk beaming her Cheshire Cat smile, she leans over to whisper impossible secrets of mischief and mirth with soft peppermint breath in your ear. Up she springs, seizing your arms to take you in a whirling, devilish, dervish dance. Down you plunge to the darkest depths of the sea, floating with tiny, toothy, gleaming sea monsters and jellies. But no! You’re in a crumbling lost cemetery, leaping in the mood-mad shadows of midnight with the whistling ghosts and gremlin’s gravestones. You skate on the razor line of panic and hilarity, and when you think you are lost to madness, you blink and find yourself wrapped in morning mists, lying in a meadow glittering with be-dewed spider webs and mushrooms where pixies twirled just hours before…
She picks a daffodil and presents it to your out-stretched hands.
Is it Audrey? Lorelei? Celeste? Morgana Le Fey?
What is your name?
Unexpectedly, it’s Tiffany
Tiffany… The only girl who can make “Go fuck off, you steaming douche!” sound like “I lu-uv you, cuz you’re my best-est friend!”
June 23, 2006
Tif is one of those people who does a great job of trying to maintain the fun and innocence of life. Living just for the experiences. Having fun with whatever is going on. Maybe it is some big project, or maybe a big performance, or maybe she is just drawing at home, or playing with her cat. But she really does try to enjoy her life, instead of just focusing on work, bills, pressures, problems, etc... Her lively spirit makes her a lot of fun to be around, as she is always full of interesting ideas and silly fun. Yay Tif!
April 29, 2005
some call her spliff, i call her tiff