joined on 04/21/05
last updated 04/30/08
January 4, 2008
Tiff is wierd in the bestest way on the planet. Better than bestest.. so good that I like to wait to see what she'll do next. I live in the bushes across the street from her house so I don't ever get to miss a thing...
February 19, 2007
You sneak up into the attic without permission. In the gloom lies a trunk. With naughty excitement and trepidation, you dust-off the cobwebs and rust-stained doilies and yank off the brittle lock. What you find within are curls and swirls, sparkles and stockings and dark, dark dolly eyes…
You find yourself falling down a well, rocketing through stars of glowing gumdrops, jewels of bug-filled amber, and the sweetest crystal blood.
You swoon and the dolly is sitting up in the trunk beaming her Cheshire Cat smile, she leans over to whisper impossible secrets of mischief and mirth with soft peppermint breath in your ear. Up she springs, seizing your arms to take you in a whirling, devilish, dervish dance. Down you plunge to the darkest depths of the sea, floating with tiny, toothy, gleaming sea monsters and jellies. But no! You’re in a crumbling lost cemetery, leaping in the mood-mad shadows of midnight with the whistling ghosts and gremlin’s gravestones. You skate on the razor line of panic and hilarity, and when you think you are lost to madness, you blink and find yourself wrapped in morning mists, lying in a meadow glittering with be-dewed spider webs and mushrooms where pixies twirled just hours before…
She picks a daffodil and presents it to your out-stretched hands.
Is it Audrey? Lorelei? Celeste? Morgana Le Fey?
What is your name?
Unexpectedly, it’s Tiffany
Tiffany… The only girl who can make “Go fuck off, you steaming douche!” sound like “I lu-uv you, cuz you’re my best-est friend!”
June 23, 2006
Tif is one of those people who does a great job of trying to maintain the fun and innocence of life. Living just for the experiences. Having fun with whatever is going on. Maybe it is some big project, or maybe a big performance, or maybe she is just drawing at home, or playing with her cat. But she really does try to enjoy her life, instead of just focusing on work, bills, pressures, problems, etc... Her lively spirit makes her a lot of fun to be around, as she is always full of interesting ideas and silly fun. Yay Tif!
April 29, 2005
some call her spliff, i call her tiff
! Vaudeville,
! Buskers and circle acts,
!! Dr. Seuss !!,
**LucEnT dOsSieR Vaudeville Cirque**,
*Beauty Secrets for Divas*,
420 cookbook,
:::Abandoned::Places:::,
A bluegirl World,
Adult Swim,
Anime,
Art Doll,
Ascend Tribal Dance,
Bent & Twisted, Copper wire creations,
Bokonon,
Boot-Mania,
Burning Man,
Circus,
CIRQUE BERZERK,
Contortion Worship,
Corsets,
...
hey why not
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no it isnt me im off in other space
when i come back to this place
ill allow myself to know
ill allow it all to wash over me like a effervescent bath of what has come to pass
ive got storage space for all the new emotions
im reaching im...
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any bizznessy type folk in here that can help me in my plight
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ive invented a stuffed animal a most inventive awesome endeavor
and i want to go about protecting it and pitching it without losing it to respective type organizations
what steps would i go about taking to copyright it ?
and how does one get in...
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ima goins to coachella this weekend weeeeeeeeeee
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well sat only
my friend paul has extra vip and doesnt wanna go down there alone
i said aww shux i help ya buddy
and since i cant be in san fran with my love
ten i best be doing something loud and sensory overload to not dwell on its
plu...
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you know that feeling your being watched
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well this time its like that only its on the internet
my first response is hide under a blanket
but then its well ive got a presence in this electronic makebelieve world
so i suppose the performer in me wants to give it a show
give it somethi...
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PANTS PANTS PANTS
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most imformative fact list ever
http://funny2. com/facts. htm
some of my favorites include
Armadillos can be housebroken.
A snail can also sleep for three years.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mat...
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about me
im a circusfreak with pancake tendancies....
HUMANMARIONETTE.COM
HUMANMARRIONETTE.COM
I AM A WORK IN PROGRESS
PERFORMANCE ART DWARF
I DO A MEAN PUPPET
I FIT IN SMALL TRUNKS
im much like a rotating pie machine u see in old 50s diners . you never know how long they have been there or if that slice take out of the apple pie was really eaten or mearely cut to show the inside. and you wonder ............. why is this rotating pie contraption so hypnotic ?????? answer because moving dessert is a trick on the mind then again so am i. heres a good story my mom told me You know these little capsules that you put in warm water and a foam animal emerges? Do you? Well, get some. And do them inside your mouth, with beer. This was great fun recently, at a bar with Kat I had one in my mouth, almost finished exploding, when a guy sat down near us and said, "Hi" in that I'm-going-to-chat-you-up way. I held up a finger to say, "Wait a minute," leaned over the bar, and spat a foam brontosaurus onto the bar top. He didn't stay long. It was beautiful. some other fact about me One observer noted that "they are a strange sight; it seems as if the animal has lost all its body weight and turned into a towel." The action of the glide is less like a parachute and more like a paper airplane. my website mythicalbeasties.com
no it isnt me im off in other space
when i come back to this place
ill allow myself to know
ill allow it all to wash over me like a effervescent bath of what has come to pass
ive got storage space for all the new emotions
im reaching im creeping im sliding away
when im in first person
i think itll be the only time i ever put myself first
i guess that makes me a trampoline
but wheres the bear in the tutu
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 8:31 PM
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ive invented a stuffed animal a most inventive awesome endeavor
and i want to go about protecting it and pitching it without losing it to respective type organizations
what steps would i go about taking to copyright it ?
and how does one get in touch with giant companies like giant robot to mass produce it ?
how does it work? i make a bunch of prototypes and be all professional like ?
i dont want to part or alter my idea but i think its stronger then just putting as many as i can hand ma...
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Fri, May 2, 2008 - 1:06 PM
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well sat only
my friend paul has extra vip and doesnt wanna go down there alone
i said aww shux i help ya buddy
and since i cant be in san fran with my love
ten i best be doing something loud and sensory overload to not dwell on its
plus rumor has it ill be seeing him soons........
isnt dat a sexyyyyyyy cake?
i just wanna shove my fist in it
thats how hot it is
the more words in this blog
the more i wonder why i blog
i should wait for real things to say
not just stone...
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Thu, April 24, 2008 - 12:15 PM
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well this time its like that only its on the internet
my first response is hide under a blanket
but then its well ive got a presence in this electronic makebelieve world
so i suppose the performer in me wants to give it a show
give it something worth the time it takes
to peer in dig
and pry out a sparkly bit or a rusty nail
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 2:31 PM
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most imformative fact list ever
http://funny2. com/facts. htm
some of my favorites include
Armadillos can be housebroken.
A snail can also sleep for three years.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.
Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named MikeRoweSoft. com.
Homing pigeons use roads where possible to help find their way home. In fact, some pigeons followed roads so closel...
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Mon, March 17, 2008 - 2:41 PM
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