iffins you needs me umm just dont

i be in san friskin

so ifins you see me
say hi
tiff

and lyet me know whats goods going on this here weekend bfore i leaves town tom
yups

tiff she wanders the halls and seeps thru stained glass windows
even more still she shrilled upon that very measure
it took two days
and then he came
and walked into the mirror
out the side backwards the cries
WE ARE NOW ON BOTH SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

how confusing the rumbles
all tossled and trummles
if its a surface and i a purpose then
we made it
hasnt we?

mah phone off till tuesday

shooo..............umm deals
sorry for its

i dont likes it
but heres a pygmy shrew

hey why not

no it isnt me im off in other space
when i come back to this place
ill allow myself to know

ill allow it all to wash over me like a effervescent bath of what has come to pass
ive got storage space for all the new emotions
im reaching im creeping im sliding away
when im in first person
i think itll be the only time i ever put myself first
i guess that makes me a trampoline
but wheres the bear in the tutu

you know that feeling your being watched

well this time its like that only its on the internet
my first response is hide under a blanket
but then its well ive got a presence in this electronic makebelieve world
so i suppose the performer in me wants to give it a show
give it something worth the time it takes
to peer in dig
and pry out a sparkly bit or a rusty nail

PANTS PANTS PANTS

most imformative fact list ever
http://funny2. com/facts. htm


some of my favorites include


Armadillos can be housebroken.

A snail can also sleep for three years.

A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.


Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named MikeRoweSoft. com.


Homing pigeons use roads where possible to help find their way home. In fact, some pigeons followed roads so closely that they actually flew around traffic circles before choosing the exit that led them home.


A Massachusetts surgeon left a patient with an open incision for 35 minutes while he went to deposit a check.

85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex.

Slugs have 4 noses.

all polar bears are left handed


In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

huff

i sit here huffing
......

why cant the far seem closer
and the space between things seem like fancy tug o war

if i had a new pet

id name em
bishkit

my waffle waits for no one..............!!!!!!!!!!!11

a new home for my crafties

SO MY CRAFTING SITE IS NOW A TEMP MYSPACE PAGE
IF YOUR ON THAT SORTA THING
YOU CAN GO CHECK IT OUT
FOR PISS AND WHISTLES
.......OR WHATEVER THE COOL KIDS SAY


www.myspace.com/damnedthings
www.myspace.com/damnedthings
www.myspace.com/damnedthings

if your on it
add me
if ur not give it a gander
and tell me what u think

the picture is of my clay army
the wayward shifties
very wayward very shifty