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toysurprise — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:31:49 GMT

no it isnt me im off in other space when i come back to this place ill allow myself to know ill allow it all to wash over me like a effervescent bath of what has come to pass ive got storage space for all the new emotions im reaching im creeping im sliding away when im in first person i think itll be the only time i ever put myself first i guess that makes me a trampoline but wheres the bear in the tutu

any bizznessy type folk in here that can help me in my plight

toysurprise — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:06:36 GMT

ive invented a stuffed animal a most inventive awesome endeavor and i want to go about protecting it and pitching it without losing it to respective type organizations what steps would i go about taking to copyright it ? and how does one get in touch with giant companies like giant robot to mass produce it ? how does it work? i make a bunch of prototypes and be all professional like ? i dont want to part or alter my idea but i think its stronger then just putting as many as i can hand make on the a craft site i am shooting for mass production. http://www. customplushtoys. com that website looks pretty good im sure i can easily do a 500 lot of them but im wondering if its the best way having the product first then pitching it then selling it to stores on consignment ? or having prototypes it get bought by a company and they take care of manufacturing............... anyone with any experience with either mass production of items toys etc and idea protection let me know anything that can help my direction to go in..........

ima goins to coachella this weekend weeeeeeeeeee

toysurprise — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 19:15:23 GMT

well sat only my friend paul has extra vip and doesnt wanna go down there alone i said aww shux i help ya buddy and since i cant be in san fran with my love ten i best be doing something loud and sensory overload to not dwell on its plus rumor has it ill be seeing him soons........ isnt dat a sexyyyyyyy cake? i just wanna shove my fist in it thats how hot it is the more words in this blog the more i wonder why i blog i should wait for real things to say not just stoned im a lack of filter tea pot i hope all my friends are well beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee happy bzzzzzz oh ill be making crayons soon scented ones bewayre

you know that feeling your being watched

toysurprise — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:31:46 GMT

well this time its like that only its on the internet my first response is hide under a blanket but then its well ive got a presence in this electronic makebelieve world so i suppose the performer in me wants to give it a show give it something worth the time it takes to peer in dig and pry out a sparkly bit or a rusty nail

PANTS PANTS PANTS

toysurprise — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:41:36 GMT

most imformative fact list ever http://funny2. com/facts. htm some of my favorites include Armadillos can be housebroken. A snail can also sleep for three years. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named MikeRoweSoft. com. Homing pigeons use roads where possible to help find their way home. In fact, some pigeons followed roads so closely that they actually flew around traffic circles before choosing the exit that led them home. A Massachusetts surgeon left a patient with an open incision for 35 minutes while he went to deposit a check. 85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex. Slugs have 4 noses. all polar bears are left handed In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

huff

toysurprise — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:31:59 GMT

i sit here huffing ...... why cant the far seem closer and the space between things seem like fancy tug o war

if i had a new pet

toysurprise — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:32:56 GMT

id name em bishkit

my waffle waits for no one..............!!!!!!!!!!!11

toysurprise — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:17:51 GMT

a new home for my crafties

toysurprise — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:36:41 GMT

SO MY CRAFTING SITE IS NOW A TEMP MYSPACE PAGE IF YOUR ON THAT SORTA THING YOU CAN GO CHECK IT OUT FOR PISS AND WHISTLES .......OR WHATEVER THE COOL KIDS SAY http://www.myspace.com/damnedthings http://www.myspace.com/damnedthings http://www.myspace.com/damnedthings if your on it add me if ur not give it a gander and tell me what u think the picture is of my clay army the wayward shifties very wayward very shifty

ill be in oregon if u need me happy holidays

toysurprise — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:11:53 GMT

heres a video my friend mangor did and i did the fetus voice and lyrics for and my friend eric did the recording of which http://www.kranioclast.com/suicidalsuzi/xmas01/ its worth a gander

video of my show last night ..........the human marionette.experiment

toysurprise — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:43:56 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZtaKXSOeSo

so this tiff is going to oregon for the holidays

toysurprise — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:23:33 GMT

ill be there from the 22-1 of january if your to be around there as well we should meet up for some Eugene or portland awesome.........

upcomingshow info

toysurprise — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:31:58 GMT

thx brian for flyer

bees

toysurprise — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:47:28 GMT

everyones fuking crazy

hello everyone

toysurprise — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:01:12 GMT

so its been quite a flipping year ive moved to my moms been dicked around by the opposite sex more times then i can mention performed my first burlesque piece learned how to not trust pirates and had a few laughs in between im in the market for some good natured quality folk to surround myself with my current scenario of folk is too far apart and hard to gather bring me your freaky huddled masses or maybe i should start playing world of warcraft who knows

ruin

toysurprise — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:04:02 GMT

abandoned thoughts...a poetic adventure? I NEED SOMETHING OLD I NEED SOMETHING BRUISED I NEED THINGS BORROWED AND TERRIBLY ABUSED I WANT ALL THINGS DUSTY AND SLIGHTLY ASQEW I WANT THEM TO BE RUSTY TO SQEEK WHEN THEY TUNE I WANT IT TO FALL DOWN TO BUST OPEN AT THE SEAMS I WANT ALL THE STITCHES TO SMELL OF ASH AND DEBRIS IF ALL I WANT IS RUIN AND A TERRIBLE MESS THEN WHY ALL THE FUSSIN IVE GOT NOTHING BUT THAT......... TNR....nov 9

IM 24 TODAY AND MORE FULL OF SHIT THEN EVER

toysurprise — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:10:33 GMT

HERE IS MY 24 YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY FACE

RUN RABBIT RUN

toysurprise — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:02:53 GMT

today i googled armageddon

toysurprise — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:45:28 GMT

WHO WANTS TO VISIT MY armageddon Category: Quiz/Survey today i googled armageddon Image Hosted by ImageShack.us is an Academy Award-nominated disaster/science fiction film about a group of Super Volcanoes, Nuclear War, Mega Tsunamis, Asteroid designed solely to provide a roleplaying experience against the setting of the harsh desert world of Zalanthas. Shop is truly independent shop left dedicated to underground music open since ............................................................................................................. thats about right i see my own armageddon on a daily basis its costs 2.50 american thats bus fare you wanna know what it feels like to be squished between a junky and a fat armed mexican just ride the 720 at rush hour on wilshire this aint a poem so dont get your hippie ass word mongerin in a knot ive been thinking what would you do if you lost comunication how long would it take you to get to your friends loved ones without a device for them to tell you where they are? what if they thought the same thing crap just go to there house and then your each at each others house and its armageddon and your totally fucked up because you really sqrewed that one up and your gonna die yup your gonna die ill tell you where ill be and go where ever my cats are its not there fault that they cant run and flee there housecats and im gonna show em a good time and some catnip before it all goes up in icy flames of man power and amunition who sees where this is going? oh yes prolly the man on the 720 in the plastic bag hat and the feces perfume . you want some real wisdom fall asleep in a bath tub of 100 proof and set fire to yourself a funny little thing about people with moustaches EVERYTHING this is your bedtime story and your always going to be comforted by it i love you

for those who couldnt make it to my show

toysurprise — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:14:16 GMT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rW65q6bGOy0

BACK FROM PERU AND IM PERFORMING AT A PORN STORE OPENING THIS SATERDAY :)

toysurprise — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:28:30 GMT

art amazing art yes wow oh boy holy crap

toysurprise — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 02:19:15 GMT

ill be in peru if u need me ill leave u with photos from my recent impromptu shoot with flip he is in it and the setter up of shotmaster /lion/doll/tamer mad man in my pants

labyrinth of jareth awesome time thing to do you must ..........pantpant

toysurprise — Wed, 27 Jun 2007 03:27:31 GMT

Current information is available at: www.labyrinthmasquerade.com In this Update : Limited Edition Coins Minted | New Acts - PreShow Sold Out - Limited Tickets Left LOJ Official Hotel filling up - Reserve your room now. --------------------------------------------------------- Purchase your tickets Online: www.labyrinthmasquerade.com/site....html Tickets are now only available in advance! People holding advance tickets bought before JULY 4th, 2007 are given first entry into the Masquerade once the doors open. After JULY 4th, tickets purchased online will be placed on the WILL CALL list and must be picked up at the doors of the masquerade with the purchaser's ID. All Tickets are issued on a first come, first served basis! --------------------------------------------------------- To celebrate our Tenth Annual Masquerade Ball, we're offering Two Enchanting Nights within the Court at the historic Henry Fonda Music Box Theatre On the Hollywood Walk of Fame 6126 Hollywood Blvd Los Angeles, CA Doors open at 8pm - introduction at 9pm Costumes or Masks are Mandatory! Imaginative costumes fitting the Court are highly recommended. Tickets available now at: www.labyrinthmasquerade.com/masq....html New Updates:– Time burns like embers upon our skin as this surrealistic night of fantasy quickly approaches. If you've waited to purchase your tickets to the masquerade and lend your support these artistic endeavors, now is the time to glitter your wings and forge these dreams.Ticket Deadlines are quickly approaching and our excitement mounts for the Tenth Annual Labyrinth of Jareth Masquerade. Each night has unique acts and surprises for the patrons attending, even with the new areas we've opened up and a second night; we've broken all previous records and tickets are going very fast. HOTELS 2007: The Marriott Renaissance Hollywood Hotel is hosting the official LOJ Room Blocks and filling up fast. For more information, and to reserve your room see the LOJ Renaissance Room Blocks More New Acts upon the 2007 Royal Stage: Lucent Dossier : Desert Sin : Tresk : Drop Black Sky : Sylphirance Stilt Circus : Orbis Lazuli and more . . . ABOUT the LoJ Masquerade : (more information) The Labyrinth of Jareth Masquerade is a fantasy event of unique character and inspiration. Costumes or formal wear and mask are required to enter the event. Costumes range from faeries and goblins to beautiful Victorian garb, elaborate armors, and period attire along with a host of fantasy creatures and characters. We encourage imagination and diverse interaction. Each year, Sypher Art Studios hosts the Labyrinth of Jareth Masquerade to pay homage to our inspirations and submerge our patrons in a special event of art, music, dance and enchantment - Go to the Labyrinth of Jareth Website for more information www.labyrinthmasquerade.com Sypher update – June 4th, 2007. Now tis time for the fine print: First, we manually clean and cater to this email, so if you don’t want to be here, just politely email us and we’ll kick you off. Send an email to: UNSUBSCRIBE Time burns and the Summer approaches my noble friends. Our own ambitious projects work with water and stone to bring new installations like those you've never seen in LOJ before. A host of dreaming adventures await these surrealistic realms and I pray you all have the most fantastic night under mask and Cloak when the Court opens her doors. Keep your eyes bright and dreams ever brighter, set your hands to task upon those wings and we shall echo your progression. . .-Strider Well, time burns, promising only to burn out. Enjoy the world around you, each little detail you perceive are the brushstrokes of creation. There is a magic in this life to be cherished my friends. Keep your eyes bright and dreams brighter, for our hearts must be lighter than feathers in the realms we travel. www.labyrinthmasquerade.com

tiff writes things

toysurprise — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:09:15 GMT

scrolls are meaningless to a tree, written history is second to living things ............................................... if you could only see the pretty drawerings that surrounded it if iwasnt so lazy id learn to use the scanner and show u but dis all u get

so much snot in my head

toysurprise — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 22:35:04 GMT

i have come down with the plague the kind that only working at a gym with children can provide and i have done everything right except i continued to work all week zinc check tea check no dairy check no sugar .......sorta lotta fruit lotta liquids check chicken soup with garlic and ginger check enough sleep ....well as much as the snot monsters allowed i need a damned shurefire cure .........and i need it now time ........? fuk time fuck snot it seems to be the only thing really wrong with me but damnit thats enough to ruin everything i was supposed to get my next tat today its going to have to wait till i dont suck .....................................