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moving to oakland soon....

toysurprise — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:27:41 GMT

yep....bee wares

bye tribe ..........your full of rust now........not the kind i favor

toysurprise — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 06:42:26 GMT

im not actually going to use this tribe anymore its great it had its merit if you need me tiff@humanmarionette.com or myspace toysurprise or flikr http://www.flickr.com/photos/deathpuppet thanx fer what u did bring tribe...........!! bye

tonight showwwwwwwwww

toysurprise — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:01:58 GMT

goooooooo see prior blog for flyer

show august 14 thursday

toysurprise — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:29:01 GMT

please come out to it ill be a wind up doll with a few gears missing

iffins you needs me umm just dont

toysurprise — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:23:09 GMT

i be in san friskin so ifins you see me say hi tiff and lyet me know whats goods going on this here weekend bfore i leaves town tom yups tiff she wanders the halls and seeps thru stained glass windows even more still she shrilled upon that very measure it took two days and then he came and walked into the mirror out the side backwards the cries WE ARE NOW ON BOTH SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS how confusing the rumbles all tossled and trummles if its a surface and i a purpose then we made it hasnt we?

mah phone off till tuesday

toysurprise — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 19:20:15 GMT

shooo..............umm deals sorry for its i dont likes it but heres a pygmy shrew

hey why not

toysurprise — Wed, 07 May 2008 03:31:49 GMT

no it isnt me im off in other space when i come back to this place ill allow myself to know ill allow it all to wash over me like a effervescent bath of what has come to pass ive got storage space for all the new emotions im reaching im creeping im sliding away when im in first person i think itll be the only time i ever put myself first i guess that makes me a trampoline but wheres the bear in the tutu

you know that feeling your being watched

toysurprise — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 21:31:46 GMT

well this time its like that only its on the internet my first response is hide under a blanket but then its well ive got a presence in this electronic makebelieve world so i suppose the performer in me wants to give it a show give it something worth the time it takes to peer in dig and pry out a sparkly bit or a rusty nail

PANTS PANTS PANTS

toysurprise — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 21:41:36 GMT

most imformative fact list ever http://funny2. com/facts. htm some of my favorites include Armadillos can be housebroken. A snail can also sleep for three years. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. Microsoft threatened 17 year old Mike Rowe with a lawsuit after the young man launched a website named MikeRoweSoft. com. Homing pigeons use roads where possible to help find their way home. In fact, some pigeons followed roads so closely that they actually flew around traffic circles before choosing the exit that led them home. A Massachusetts surgeon left a patient with an open incision for 35 minutes while he went to deposit a check. 85% of the men who cheat on their wives die while having sex. Slugs have 4 noses. all polar bears are left handed In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word.

huff

toysurprise — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 02:31:59 GMT

i sit here huffing ...... why cant the far seem closer and the space between things seem like fancy tug o war

if i had a new pet

toysurprise — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 09:32:56 GMT

id name em bishkit

my waffle waits for no one..............!!!!!!!!!!!11

toysurprise — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 23:17:51 GMT

a new home for my crafties

toysurprise — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:36:41 GMT

SO MY CRAFTING SITE IS NOW A TEMP MYSPACE PAGE IF YOUR ON THAT SORTA THING YOU CAN GO CHECK IT OUT FOR PISS AND WHISTLES .......OR WHATEVER THE COOL KIDS SAY http://www.myspace.com/damnedthings http://www.myspace.com/damnedthings http://www.myspace.com/damnedthings if your on it add me if ur not give it a gander and tell me what u think the picture is of my clay army the wayward shifties very wayward very shifty

ill be in oregon if u need me happy holidays

toysurprise — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 18:11:53 GMT

heres a video my friend mangor did and i did the fetus voice and lyrics for and my friend eric did the recording of which http://www.kranioclast.com/suicidalsuzi/xmas01/ its worth a gander

video of my show last night ..........the human marionette.experiment

toysurprise — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 15:43:56 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZtaKXSOeSo

so this tiff is going to oregon for the holidays

toysurprise — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 21:23:33 GMT

ill be there from the 22-1 of january if your to be around there as well we should meet up for some Eugene or portland awesome.........

upcomingshow info

toysurprise — Mon, 03 Dec 2007 23:31:58 GMT

thx brian for flyer

bees

toysurprise — Wed, 21 Nov 2007 07:47:28 GMT

everyones fuking crazy

hello everyone

toysurprise — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 01:01:12 GMT

so its been quite a flipping year ive moved to my moms been dicked around by the opposite sex more times then i can mention performed my first burlesque piece learned how to not trust pirates and had a few laughs in between im in the market for some good natured quality folk to surround myself with my current scenario of folk is too far apart and hard to gather bring me your freaky huddled masses or maybe i should start playing world of warcraft who knows

ruin

toysurprise — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 18:04:02 GMT

abandoned thoughts...a poetic adventure? I NEED SOMETHING OLD I NEED SOMETHING BRUISED I NEED THINGS BORROWED AND TERRIBLY ABUSED I WANT ALL THINGS DUSTY AND SLIGHTLY ASQEW I WANT THEM TO BE RUSTY TO SQEEK WHEN THEY TUNE I WANT IT TO FALL DOWN TO BUST OPEN AT THE SEAMS I WANT ALL THE STITCHES TO SMELL OF ASH AND DEBRIS IF ALL I WANT IS RUIN AND A TERRIBLE MESS THEN WHY ALL THE FUSSIN IVE GOT NOTHING BUT THAT......... TNR....nov 9

IM 24 TODAY AND MORE FULL OF SHIT THEN EVER

toysurprise — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 18:10:33 GMT

HERE IS MY 24 YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY FACE

RUN RABBIT RUN

toysurprise — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:02:53 GMT

today i googled armageddon

toysurprise — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:45:28 GMT

WHO WANTS TO VISIT MY armageddon Category: Quiz/Survey today i googled armageddon Image Hosted by ImageShack.us is an Academy Award-nominated disaster/science fiction film about a group of Super Volcanoes, Nuclear War, Mega Tsunamis, Asteroid designed solely to provide a roleplaying experience against the setting of the harsh desert world of Zalanthas. Shop is truly independent shop left dedicated to underground music open since ............................................................................................................. thats about right i see my own armageddon on a daily basis its costs 2.50 american thats bus fare you wanna know what it feels like to be squished between a junky and a fat armed mexican just ride the 720 at rush hour on wilshire this aint a poem so dont get your hippie ass word mongerin in a knot ive been thinking what would you do if you lost comunication how long would it take you to get to your friends loved ones without a device for them to tell you where they are? what if they thought the same thing crap just go to there house and then your each at each others house and its armageddon and your totally fucked up because you really sqrewed that one up and your gonna die yup your gonna die ill tell you where ill be and go where ever my cats are its not there fault that they cant run and flee there housecats and im gonna show em a good time and some catnip before it all goes up in icy flames of man power and amunition who sees where this is going? oh yes prolly the man on the 720 in the plastic bag hat and the feces perfume . you want some real wisdom fall asleep in a bath tub of 100 proof and set fire to yourself a funny little thing about people with moustaches EVERYTHING this is your bedtime story and your always going to be comforted by it i love you

for those who couldnt make it to my show

toysurprise — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:14:16 GMT

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rW65q6bGOy0

BACK FROM PERU AND IM PERFORMING AT A PORN STORE OPENING THIS SATERDAY :)

toysurprise — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:28:30 GMT