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tifftifftiff

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joined on 04/21/05
last updated 07/03/08
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My Testimonials

Unsu...
 
January 4, 2008
Tiff is wierd in the bestest way on the planet. Better than bestest.. so good that I like to wait to see what she'll do next. I live in the bushes across the street from her house so I don't ever get to miss a thing...
February 19, 2007
You sneak up into the attic without permission. In the gloom lies a trunk. With naughty excitement and trepidation, you dust-off the cobwebs and rust-stained doilies and yank off the brittle lock. What you find within are curls and swirls, sparkles and stockings and dark, dark dolly eyes…
You find yourself falling down a well, rocketing through stars of glowing gumdrops, jewels of bug-filled amber, and the sweetest crystal blood.
You swoon and the dolly is sitting up in the trunk beaming her Cheshire Cat smile, she leans over to whisper impossible secrets of mischief and mirth with soft peppermint breath in your ear. Up she springs, seizing your arms to take you in a whirling, devilish, dervish dance. Down you plunge to the darkest depths of the sea, floating with tiny, toothy, gleaming sea monsters and jellies. But no! You’re in a crumbling lost cemetery, leaping in the mood-mad shadows of midnight with the whistling ghosts and gremlin’s gravestones. You skate on the razor line of panic and hilarity, and when you think you are lost to madness, you blink and find yourself wrapped in morning mists, lying in a meadow glittering with be-dewed spider webs and mushrooms where pixies twirled just hours before…

She picks a daffodil and presents it to your out-stretched hands.

Is it Audrey? Lorelei? Celeste? Morgana Le Fey?
What is your name?

Unexpectedly, it’s Tiffany

Tiffany… The only girl who can make “Go fuck off, you steaming douche!” sound like “I lu-uv you, cuz you’re my best-est friend!”
June 23, 2006
Tif is one of those people who does a great job of trying to maintain the fun and innocence of life. Living just for the experiences. Having fun with whatever is going on. Maybe it is some big project, or maybe a big performance, or maybe she is just drawing at home, or playing with her cat. But she really does try to enjoy her life, instead of just focusing on work, bills, pressures, problems, etc... Her lively spirit makes her a lot of fun to be around, as she is always full of interesting ideas and silly fun. Yay Tif!
April 29, 2005
some call her spliff, i call her tiff
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My Recent Activity

moving to oakland soon.... (blog entry) yep....bee wares
blog entry posted Wed, December 10, 2008 - 9:27 PM permalink - 8 comments
bye tribe ..........your full of rust now........not the kind i favor (blog entry) im not actually going to use this tribe anymore
its great it had its merit
if you need me
tiff@humanmarionette.com
or myspace toysurprise
or flikr
www.flickr.com/photos/deathpuppet
thanx fer what u did bring tribe...........!!
bye
blog entry posted Fri, October 3, 2008 - 11:42 PM permalink - 1 comment
tonight showwwwwwwwww (blog entry) goooooooo
see prior blog for flyer
blog entry posted Thu, August 14, 2008 - 8:01 PM permalink - 0 comments
show august 14 thursday (blog entry) please come out to it
ill be a wind up doll with a few gears missing
blog entry posted Wed, July 30, 2008 - 1:29 PM permalink - 4 comments
iffins you needs me umm just dont (blog entry) i be in san friskin

so ifins you see me
say hi
tiff

and lyet me know whats goods going on this here weekend bfore i leaves town tom
yups

tiff she wanders the halls and seeps thru stained glass windows
even more still she shrilled up... read more
blog entry posted Thu, July 3, 2008 - 1:23 PM permalink - 5 comments
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toysurprise and her abouts

Gender
Female
Age
26
Location
about me
im a circusfreak with pancake tendancies....

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I AM A WORK IN PROGRESS

PERFORMANCE ART DWARF
I DO A MEAN PUPPET
I FIT IN SMALL TRUNKS
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yep....bee wares
Wed, December 10, 2008 - 9:27 PM permalink - 8 comments
 
im not actually going to use this tribe anymore
its great it had its merit
if you need me
tiff@humanmarionette.com
or myspace toysurprise
or flikr
www.flickr.com/photos/deathpuppet
thanx fer what u did bring tribe...........!!
bye
Fri, October 3, 2008 - 11:42 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
goooooooo
see prior blog for flyer
Thu, August 14, 2008 - 8:01 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
please come out to it
ill be a wind up doll with a few gears missing
Wed, July 30, 2008 - 1:29 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
i be in san friskin

so ifins you see me
say hi
tiff

and lyet me know whats goods going on this here weekend bfore i leaves town tom
yups

tiff she wanders the halls and seeps thru stained glass windows
even more still she shrilled upon that very measure
it took two days
and then he came
and walked into the mirror
out the side backwards the cries
WE ARE NOW ON BOTH SIDESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

how confusing the rumbles
all tossled and trummles
if its a surface and i a purpos... read more
Thu, July 3, 2008 - 1:23 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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