The man who taught Trevor and myself how to play the saxophone was trying out his new DAT recording equipment one day when he decided to ask one young fifth grader(that would be me, folks) to tell the microphone who he, more than anyone else, would like to be. After a long thoughtful moment, my reply was (drum roll please...)Trevor Price. Now I know what you're thinking. I mean, why not pick someone important, like Ronald Reagan or Lee Iacocca. Well riddle me this: Lee Iacocca might be able to invent the Mustang and the minivan, but could he wow hundreds of pre-pubescent girls with his "mouth kazoo" rendition of Jailhouse Rock? I don't think so. If that DAT still exists,and it's quite possible that it does, I will stand by my choice...unless I find out that he's still giving pre-pubescent girls the "mouth-kazoo". Then it was definitely Reagan.

Trevor's rash is coming along nicely. That cream must be helping.