joined on 05/29/06
last updated 01/25/07
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about me
i used to be on Murder, She Wrote.
My New Brain...pt.1
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Hi, i'm Jeffie Lankershim. A lot of you folks don't know who Blue Turtle Seduction is, but I can assure you this, by the end of this blog your gonna want to everything legally possible to get involved!
Eight years ago, i weighed five hundred...
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Jeffie's been tagged?!?
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RULES - Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 8 facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs
1. my sensei is ron.
2. i hav...
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I have been thinking...
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...about how important role models and heroes are, so I've decide that my new hero is: Master Splinter!
Master Splinter, the Turtles' sensei, is their Master instructor in far more than the art of Ninjitsu. He taught them to survive in a worl...
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Hi, i'm Jeffie Lankershim. A lot of you folks don't know who Blue Turtle Seduction is, but I can assure you this, by the end of this blog your gonna want to everything legally possible to get involved!
Eight years ago, i weighed five hundred pounds, i was getting real high every day and i was washing my dishes in the bath tub. Thanks to Blue Turtle Seduction, I lost 350 pds., i own a mansion, i got a summer home in Maine, i got an awesome boat, i've got a jet pack, i've got a smokin gi...
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RULES - Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 8 facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs
1. my sensei is ron.
2. i have a schnauzer named feasters (he has clubfoot).
3. i was smoking a cigarettte after a mean session of dryhumping thinking
if a girl ever complains to you about what trouble it is to carry a baby for 9 months
tell her she could never know what ...
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...about how important role models and heroes are, so I've decide that my new hero is: Master Splinter!
Master Splinter, the Turtles' sensei, is their Master instructor in far more than the art of Ninjitsu. He taught them to survive in a world that was certain to reject them, and instilled in them a sense of belonging and family loyalty rarely seen today in our scattered and disconnected human world. It was perhaps the spiritual and heart lessons Splinter taught, even more than the abili...
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*Unicorns!*,
Abbie Hoffman,
Allen Ginsberg,
blind melon,
Blue Turtle Seduction,
Brian Jonestown Massacre,
Bullshitters,
Chuck Berry,
De-Evolution,
Dead Milkmen,
Ducati,
Fans of RedHeaven,
Faye Wong Appreciation Society,
Hunter S Thompson School of Journalism,
Izabella,
NASCAR Fans,
Nevada City / Grass Valley,
P.J.O'Rourke,
Radiohead,
talking heads,
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