RULES - Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 8 facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs

1. my sensei is ron.

2. i have a schnauzer named feasters (he has clubfoot).

3. i was smoking a cigarettte after a mean session of dryhumping thinking
if a girl ever complains to you about what trouble it is to carry a baby for 9 months
tell her she could never know what it feels like to carry the little shits
from the age 13 on
i mean right now my babies are kicking
no says
"oh how cute!"
"they're kicking"
and you sure as hell cant put mozart on the headphones,
on your balls,
and make them any smarter.
nope as dumb as dirt
you could say that intellect isnt their main driving force

4. I have organized several gelatin wrestling matches in my day.

5. i was in a fraternity and then i was black balled, so i joined a Fraroiety, from which i was also black balled. i was in desert storm for 12 hours.

6. I was fired from my first job at Del Taco, got caught stealing box loads of del scorcho sauce

7. I played drums in the band Whiskey Poo while i was at RISD.

8. My girlfriend cherry and I were once pulled over while traveling across europe on a motorcycle. The cop was a wonderful man, we ended up eating dinner with him and his wife, what a wonderful women she was as well...

i tag scott, annalee, cherry, piglett and samsa