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I am electro man ( ok Woman)

   Wed, February 27, 2008 - 9:06 AM
On new adventures into pain refleif for my on going back saga I now have a Tens Machine. I am wired and pulsing.
(it is so wrong.) Apprrently if I really turn it up I can get an opiate effect. So thats my evening sorted.
( shakes head in shame.)



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Wed, February 27, 2008 - 3:07 PM
Hey hon, if it makes you feel any better once upon a time my health insurance paid Big Bucks to get me therapy with one of those machines when it was the great new discovery. That was when I dislocated my knee. Then again, when the other one dislocated. Then when I had surgery on both of them. Then, yes, they paid again when I had the second surgery on both. Then a couple of years ago when I dislocated my shoulder (that time they also paid for this newfangled dealie that warms your bones up from the inside with magic rays). So be happy you can do yours whenever you want, surely for a fraction of the cost. Plus, don't you look all cool with all your muscles pulsating on their own? Plug in the right speed music and it'll look like choreography!!!
Thu, February 28, 2008 - 4:40 AM
Oh I love those things. Put it on your face and watch yourself in the mirror.

You totally SPAZ out.

If you put it in the right position in can make you spit involuntarily.
Thu, February 28, 2008 - 10:25 AM
Hey, I was thinking... maybe you can rig it up to your mobile phone and then instead of a ringtone when someone calls, your whole body would just twitch!
I am sooooo glad you found your phone... :-)
 

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