excellent companion for any of the following:
driving, flying, spinning fire, camping, shopping for big big belt buckles, whining theatrically, fluttering the green, drinking coffee, teaching, learning, finding the best places to sleep in airports, scoping chicks, scoping hula cocks, dressing up, dressing down, running naked through the rain, swimming in cricks or semi-heated pools on stormy nights, scrubbing showers, piggy back rides, patching tents after it's started raining, bonfires, line dancing, mocking others, discussing philosophy, discussing poilosophy, discussing relationships, decorating watermelons, eating mangoes, not eating spaghetti, picking up cambodian twins, exchanging sardonic wit, oversleeping, undersleeping, finding your radio, finding her glasses, finding bloody marys, making chocolate martinis, ultraviolent alarm clocking, watching lightning, battling texans.

shoddy companion for all of the following:
listening to childrens albums, finding time to take drugs, probably others that she brainwashed me into forgetting.

and you should probably call her MuppetPussy.
I do.
so does skunk.

Rachel puts the FUN in FUNdamentally beautiful human being.
She's is one of the very few people who has trancended the quest to "live deep and suck all the marrow of life".
When Rachel tapped into the marrow of life, she did with it what any self-respecting 8 year old would do with an unattended garden hose.

... She's completely soaking everyone within range.

I don’t know this girl at all but her wacky sarcastic antics have bombarded my tribe messaging system and proved that I am a compatible host for her viral infestations. I guess were the same blood type or something. She lives in a giant bucket, her spoon is too big, she plays with fire, she dilated my pupils and makes me feel all funny inside. Like I said…

I don’t know this girl…. But I wanna

Rachel's a wacky and hot straight-shooter that makes me wish my mouth was that big so that both of my feet could fit in there at once like hers do. Flexible. Did I mention she was flexible? Rachel's fun and she has a way-cool and kooky kitty and for someone who hates to be photographed she sure has a hell of a photo gallery in her profile. Rachel rules the world, and my goal in life is to be more like her.