i remember some time last year i was supposed to come visit isaiah, but i didn't make it to the OR in time. i got a frantic call from his family explaining that now may not be the best time to visit. you see, he had just stepped out to get some sugar when he got lost on the wrong side of the tracks. he was brutally gang raped by three small japanese school girls. i think he has mostly recovered from the psychological trauma. just never run at him with a protractor screaming "muki muki sushi butt, white man makes war love happen like tiny goat, eat my shitty mini skirt".

no doubt, this mofo is cool. i feel less ashamed of my love of thee sisters of mercy since i went through his stacks and found a single of theirs circa 1982. plus you gotta respect someone who grew up with zebra as an older brother. i still can't believe he's your brother man..
heavy metal overlord says: I WILL DESTROY YOUR TOYS !!!!!!!

When Isaiah is home alone, he puts on his crystal earrings and tiara, sits down at his vanity, and sings cyndi lauper songs into his hairbrush. Apparently the shock treatments aren't working.

They said you could never fill up on salads and breadsticks alone, but Isaiah and I proved them wrong!!!!!!!!!!