joined on 02/19/05
last updated 05/28/09
You should get a tattoo that says "warning".
about me
Please don't look at me like that..... Oh, and I am SO sorry, that I am far too caught up in my own bullshit to hold your hand through life too, and if you catch me trying, be sure and kick me for it.
I'll Rayne In Bloody Hell
February 28, 2007
Oh my fuck, what can I say about my dearest UberFrau? It's already all been said. She's been cool as the underside of my pillow ever since she helped me through my husband's death defying athsma episode from across the friggin' country... and even before that, I'm sure, but that's when it became painfully apparent to me that she is that little voice over my left shoulder.
And... did I mention?
She understands the soil thing. That innate NEED to immerse oneself in the earth, be it figuratively, creatively, theraputically, or literally.
To summarize: She just fucking gets it.
Enough said.
November 30, 2005
what can i say about her? she is the most intelligent lady i have ever encountered. i can have a stimulating, intellectual conversation with her even when we're high as kites. when in doubt, i can always bribe her to get pie...and raspberry mochas...(she's SUCH a pushover)...(lol...j/k)...and she'll watch pirate porn with me. IN FACT, she prefers to watch it, cause she get's her homework done that way...her kitty cats are the cutest, fattest things in the world. champagne and pot are her weaknesses, but they're mine too...so it's okay. i wouldn't get any shopping done EVER if it wasn't for her... but i still need bras. she's the uberfrau. the one and only. the only one worthy enough to be my partner in crime. she shall now be known agent uberfrau...and when i take over the world, i will give her any country she wants....maybe even more then one. THANK YOU for being my awesome friend!!!!!
October 30, 2005
Since Sophie Marceau has put a restraining order on me, I've switched allegiances to Brita. I just hope she doesn't mind if I call her Sophie from time to time. It's an easy mistake to make...
I am not: alone.
I love: my cats
I hate: haters
I fear: OMG.. I have to pick one? falling onto rocks, laying out for days, broken, bleeding, with animals picking at you, and dying as something drags off your insides would suck... (sweet dreams)
I hope: my garden does well this summer
I hear: loud music in the headphones.. soon i will be deaf
I crave: stuff and things, here and there.. mostly things that are bad for me..
I regret: not being more friendly
I cry: from time to time
I care: very little about most things, very deeply for a few
I always: see the cup as half empty, but there is a bottle on the floor, so i am good...
I believe: I can fly
I feel alone: when I am, you know.. i like solitude
I listen to: muzak.
I hide: my face
I drive: people crazy
I sing: badly, very badly, (in bars I hear)
I dance: but only for the money,
I write: poetry with a crazy kind of urgency, and then delete it before i post it.
I play: with your heads, they roll like dice.
I miss: those who have gone before me, & those that are just gone..
I search: the internet for other peoples' vacation photos
I learn: by doing, mostly.. watching is good, doing is better.. most of the time...
I feel: like rice crispies, snap crackle pop!
I know: that the krebs cycle is a part of photosynthesis
I saw: the sunrise this morning
I succeed: If I try
I dream: that one day we will all be free...
I wonder: why people still kill for their Gods, i mean c'mon that is so passe
I want: a bongrip, what about you.. what do you want?
I have: interesting ways of dealing with problems...2x4 works well
I give: much more than I receive, and i like it that way.
I fight: with my friend shannon mostly, he's the only one that is fit to battle me anyway....
I need: big black stompy boots. (so i can walk all over you).
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i finally got back into my tribe account. look out!
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 10:13 AM
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Be well and pass the potatoes.
Thu, November 23, 2006 - 7:54 AM
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I wanna go higher (x3)
I wanna go higher (higher baby) (x2)
If I ever get down in the dumps
Short of a dollar nothin change for months
It seems to rain about every day
And all the news seems kinda grey
Its no illusion call it reality
So I release more charge from my battery
We can rise death defy gravity
Bring about a sense of personality
So as I walk I look around
See some go up , some go down
There goes the mayor his nose is brown
Guess how he gets to wear his crown
But his ...
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China girl was a little girl
From a town
That's all you need to know
Lolita was a man-eater
Clocked him like a taxi meter
Fuck gold, she was a platinum digger
Shakin-ass making moves on a mover
Visa, then a plane ride to ya
Peace out. she'll kill you like uma
She skipped away to the shop
She found she didn't have enough
She clocked him looking right at her
And sucked on a lollipop.
She skipped away to the shop
She found she didn't have enough
She clocked him look...
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wooohhooo friday. work now...
Fri, September 1, 2006 - 9:20 AM
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