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UberFrau

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joined on 02/19/05
last updated 10/25/07
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My Wicked Tongue

You should get a tattoo that says "warning".
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Bitter Taste of Me.

Gender
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Age
31
Location
about me
Please don't look at me like that..... Oh, and I am SO sorry, that I am far too caught up in my own bullshit to hold your hand through life too, and if you catch me trying, be sure and kick me for it.
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The Moral Minority

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BloodyHell

I'll Rayne In Bloody Hell
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Bitter Lies About Me

February 28, 2007
Oh my fuck, what can I say about my dearest UberFrau? It's already all been said. She's been cool as the underside of my pillow ever since she helped me through my husband's death defying athsma episode from across the friggin' country... and even before that, I'm sure, but that's when it became painfully apparent to me that she is that little voice over my left shoulder.

And... did I mention?

She understands the soil thing. That innate NEED to immerse oneself in the earth, be it figuratively, creatively, theraputically, or literally.

To summarize: She just fucking gets it.

Enough said.
Unsu...
 
November 30, 2005
what can i say about her? she is the most intelligent lady i have ever encountered. i can have a stimulating, intellectual conversation with her even when we're high as kites. when in doubt, i can always bribe her to get pie...and raspberry mochas...(she's SUCH a pushover)...(lol...j/k)...and she'll watch pirate porn with me. IN FACT, she prefers to watch it, cause she get's her homework done that way...her kitty cats are the cutest, fattest things in the world. champagne and pot are her weaknesses, but they're mine too...so it's okay. i wouldn't get any shopping done EVER if it wasn't for her... but i still need bras. she's the uberfrau. the one and only. the only one worthy enough to be my partner in crime. she shall now be known agent uberfrau...and when i take over the world, i will give her any country she wants....maybe even more then one. THANK YOU for being my awesome friend!!!!!
October 30, 2005
Since Sophie Marceau has put a restraining order on me, I've switched allegiances to Brita. I just hope she doesn't mind if I call her Sophie from time to time. It's an easy mistake to make...
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mY StOOpId BLOgGy ThiNgY

i finally got back into my tribe account. look out!
Wed, May 21, 2008 - 10:13 AM permalink - 6 comments
 
Be well and pass the potatoes.
Thu, November 23, 2006 - 7:54 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
I wanna go higher (x3)
I wanna go higher (higher baby) (x2)

If I ever get down in the dumps
Short of a dollar nothin change for months
It seems to rain about every day
And all the news seems kinda grey
Its no illusion call it reality
So I release more charge from my battery
We can rise death defy gravity
Bring about a sense of personality
So as I walk I look around
See some go up , some go down
There goes the mayor his nose is brown
Guess how he gets to wear his crown
But his ... read more
Mon, September 11, 2006 - 5:39 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
China girl was a little girl
From a town
That's all you need to know

Lolita was a man-eater
Clocked him like a taxi meter

Fuck gold, she was a platinum digger
Shakin-ass making moves on a mover

Visa, then a plane ride to ya
Peace out. she'll kill you like uma

She skipped away to the shop
She found she didn't have enough

She clocked him looking right at her
And sucked on a lollipop.

She skipped away to the shop
She found she didn't have enough

She clocked him look... read more
Sat, September 2, 2006 - 8:29 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
wooohhooo friday. work now...
Fri, September 1, 2006 - 9:20 AM permalink - 3 comments
 
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is this your cat?

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originally published at Photos from The Blue Girl
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My Political Profile

Overall: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

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