Forget the war, forget the enviroment, forget that Obama danced like Whitney Houston on the Ellen show. Forget that shit, but what's really important is this steroid scandal that is blowing the minds of absolutely no one.

Go read Jose Canseco's book from a few years ago. That about sums it up, and instead of apologizing or trying to act all pissed about this latest blight on the pock marked face of America's favorite pastime, we should all just say, "So what?"

Players, owners, and so forth.

"So what?"

Steroids are everywhere, have been for the last few decades...or longer, depending on what you would classify as a steroid. Synthesized human growth hormone (HGH) has been around for several years now and it's used by everyone that can afford it. HGH is not detectable with standard steroid testing, and if I could afford that shit I'd be using that stuff constantly...on salads, sandwiches, toast!

Hey, you know what? Professional athletes used to take a lot of speed too. Made them more violent, especially the Raiders. I fucking love the Raiders, and that is based on my memories of them grinding their teeth and getting into scraps after every play. They looked like bikers then. Awesome. We won't even get started on pain killer addictions because talk about shattering the fantasies of millions of sports fans who really believe that pro-athletes can finish their seasons with a torn ACL.

If you think that steroids can make an average baseball player into a Barry Bonds, then you're ignorant. Period. Continue to pay $3.50 a gallon for gas, and keep on believing that American soldiers are over in Iraq fighting for our freedom.

"But Jay, we are talking about the integrity of the sport and the message this sends to our moronic, media raised offspring who look up to these ass injecting, genetic freaks?"

"So what?"