dirty laundry

mother nature...

   Tue, June 3, 2008 - 3:24 AM
Pissed Off Mama

Well man…
You done it now
You done pissed off
Mama

You
With your toy cars
Toy boats
And invisible friends

Digging in the flower bed
Pissing in the sink
And leaving your toys
Everywhere

Playing with matches
Stealing from her purse
You also
Drank all the kool aid

So don’t be surprised
When she
Kicks over your toy houses
And burns your comics

She’s vacuuming
Your room
Sucking up
All your legos

She’s going to
Wash you mouth out
With soap
Again

Because you
Won’t stop
Saying dirty
Words

Djones 2008










3 Comments

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Tue, June 3, 2008 - 7:22 AM
When will her kids ever learn???
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 9:36 AM
WELCOME BACK
Long ago when I did housecleaning I used to vacuum the toys the kids left, legos & toy soldiers, as it really cut into my time to pick them up, and the house was left a huge mess once weekly, and often took longer than the allotted time to get it done right. I used to get mad at those tiny toys for being in my way, mad at my clients for spoiling their kids. My mom raised us to clean up, pick up, put things away, so what was their problem? Broken arms? No, too much money, parents gone so long earning it that they didn't want to spend what little time they had with their kids being the "bad guy" by disciplining them. They were actually a nice family. But messy.
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 5:16 PM
yeah man.........it's not nice to F with mother nature......the chick's got skills!!
nice poem