If you're a Firefly/Serenity fan at all...

...then watch this: www.youtube.com/watch

Fight the power!

All they wanna do is sing karaoke without being hassled by The Man: news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2006...wMlJVRPUCUl

Whenever I think that California politics are wacky...

...I just look at Minnesota: www.wcco.com/video/

I just wanted to say...

My new TV blows Rob's out of the water.

Who's down?

I'm renting a car on Friday the 13th to head down to LA to meet up with Rob and Baker and see Tenacious D.

Anybody wanna come?

*shudder*

UnclePauly: www.mcsweeneys.net/
Oscar: mcsweenys is a bit too... "look how literary and clever I am" for my blood
UnclePauly: Sorry, I'll send you a link to "Highlights, for Children" next time
Oscar: if I wanted to read masturbatory material I'd look up erotic fiction :-p
UnclePauly: Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

I got a new tire today

Carter: i would be down with going if i lived in the city still
Uncle Pauly: You could ride bitch on my bike with its brand new rear tire
Carter: i meant generally, actually...but i'll ride bitch with you tomorrow night if you're going
Uncle Pauly: Sure, I'll be riding with my brand new rear tire and all
Carter: i got it
Uncle Pauly: So I could give you a ride on my bike, with the new rear tire
Carter: :-?
Uncle Pauly: I got a brand new rear tire on my bike today. :-)
Carter: do you want a cock in the ass?!
Uncle Pauly: Erm...
Uncle Pauly: Is this a trick question?
Carter: if you mention the tire again, i'm going to give it to you like a prisoner
Uncle Pauly: ...
Uncle Pauly: It's a really nice tire, though
Carter: you better have a roll of quarters up there, son, cuz you're about to get assraped
Uncle Pauly: :-o
Carter: i wish there was an assrape emoticon

*sigh*

My motorcycle tank bag was stolen last night. It was totally my fault: I left it out on my bike like a dumbass.

There was nothing in there that couldn't be replaced (just my leather trenchcoat and shades), but I'm just bummed about the whole experience.

I'm in Idaho

Help.

Wait! There's a contender...

"I've learned to not touch [her] gap." --Oscar