Carter: i would be down with going if i lived in the city still
Uncle Pauly: You could ride bitch on my bike with its brand new rear tire
Carter: i meant generally, actually...but i'll ride bitch with you tomorrow night if you're going
Uncle Pauly: Sure, I'll be riding with my brand new rear tire and all
Carter: i got it
Uncle Pauly: So I could give you a ride on my bike, with the new rear tire
Carter: :-?
Uncle Pauly: I got a brand new rear tire on my bike today. :-)
Carter: do you want a cock in the ass?!
Uncle Pauly: Erm...
Uncle Pauly: Is this a trick question?
Carter: if you mention the tire again, i'm going to give it to you like a prisoner
Uncle Pauly: ...
Uncle Pauly: It's a really nice tire, though
Carter: you better have a roll of quarters up there, son, cuz you're about to get assraped
Uncle Pauly: :-o
Carter: i wish there was an assrape emoticon