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I'm his biggest fan!!!

I just wanna squeeze his delicious man titi's ALL DAY!!!

Well it seems I've made a few fan club members upset about the REAL SETH testimonial, thought it got it's own section on his page, lol. So here is more about the real Seth:

He rocks.

Ok ok, no really...he's a good guy. A little stubborn, likes his ego petted all the time but DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN he's cute. That's right, I admitt it. At one point in time he was my wet dream. Now we have a love/hate relationship some just don't understand. I ask him out all the time, he's always got paintball. We joke around about everything, we are both mean to each other but we know it's a joke (most of you didn't get it in the first testimonial, duh). How could you not want this guy?!?! He's funny, a nerd, cute, good smile, nice teeth, and always changing facial hair. So to know the real Seth you have to know the dark side and the cute squishy side...it wasn't mean it was true, lol, he know's it, he laughed about it and deep down you all know it too. This is a good guy, he just needs some help reaching his potential, hahahaha.

OK, for those of you that read this, I was lost for words. I couldn't say, in regular sentence form how hot I think this guy is. When you read this, don't think of it as cute, think of it more as dirty, fictional and sexual. I just want to make him squirm under me.



*ODE TO UNCONFORMITY*

You're the train inside my tunnel
You're the finger in my glove
You're the gear stick in my gearbox
My god this must be love..(no, not really. It just rhymed)

You're the drill inside my cavity
You're the handle in my broom
The lead that fills my pencil
I'm your gate and you're my boom

You're the carrot in my crisper
You're the ladder to my loft
You're the pistol in my holster
Mind you don't go off!

You're the sword inside my scabbard
The sausage in my hotdog
You're the French stick in my basket
You're my snake and I'm your log

You're the eel that swims my waterhole
The utensil in my drawers
You're the cork that seals my bottle
Yes it's you that I adore

In my engine you're the piston
You're the toothpaste in my tube
The zucchini in my fettuccini
Oh I'm so in lust with you

You're the rat inside my drainpipe
You're the log that burns my fire
The banana in my smoothie
Yes it's you that I desire

You're the bottle in my cooler
The plunger in my loo
Your torpedo fills my submarine
Yes my darling I wanna fuck you

You are my phallic lover
We are a perfect fit
I'd like to do some things to you
If you'd be up for it?