MOUTH-OLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. olive oil with red wine vinegar and herbs (whatever they call it...)

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. This caribbean hole in a wall down the street - best sandwiches with corn on a cob - yam!

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Rey's boat house, but I prefer to go upstairs it more like a fancy cafe...

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. 20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. ahi tuna salad (or salmon if they are short on ahi)

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. marinated chicken, roasted red papers, feta, kalamata olives, mushrooms, light on cheese, well done, thank you!

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Butter and that mixture of spices i make myself ;)

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A. Picture of the water from the stern of the boat I took out last weekend...

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 1

Q. What color is your iPod?
A. one side is badly scratched black, the other looks like polished stainless which side are you interested in?

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Converted from left to right like 35 years ago

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. you mean like few fucked up teeth -

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. lt's been a while

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. my roof top rack box with all the skis inside - i know it's early.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. twice the first time i had to switch hands the second to give up on racing speedboats

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 1

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. neah - it will happen when happens, why worry?

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. again? something very annoying to spell over the phone.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. i was going away from black and coming back to it, remember my gray/orange periods with a smile

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. some i know of and others probably don't

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. pulled couple out from drowning (not as a lifeguard ;))

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. right

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. $100? - money has nothing to do wit a kiss like that...

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. no!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. keep the offers coming

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. depends on the photographer and the magazine, but most like no - i have this ting about all the paper printed stuff

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. i hope not

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. who's life? i might...


DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: wallet

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. still haven't watched it ...

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Wood.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I like having people around...

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 1

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: an year ago - it was not my fault!

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: grownup

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: don't have top 8, i don't function that way. i know.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: my ex

Q: Last person to call you?
A: Steve

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Sarah

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 7

Q: Season?
A: like them all

Q: Book?
A: alise in wonderland?

Q. Website?
A. really don't have one

Q. Month?
A. november

Q. Alcohol?
A. Jack, but merlots lately

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: yeah...

Q: Mood?
A: moody

Q: Listening to?
A: Roger Waters

Q: Watching?
A. not much lately

Q: Worrying about?
A: trying not to...

RANDOMOLOGY, pt 2

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: to the beach

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. i've been pretty patient lately...

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Arizona Dream

Q: Do you smile often?
A: to much...

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: i've heard people say that about me

Q: Someone you wish you never met?
A: not really