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Dutch to Legalize Gay Sex in Park

   Tue, March 18, 2008 - 10:36 PM
Dutch council officials will permit gay sex in public areas but fine dog owners who let their pets off the leash in Amsterdam's Vondelpark.

Paul van Grieken, an Alderman in the Oud-Zuid district of the city, has startled many Amsterdammers, despite their famously liberal attitudes, with plans to allow public sex as part of this summer's new rules of conduct for the country's best-known park.

"Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure?", he said.

Amsterdam's beautiful Vondelpark in the centre of city draws hordes of summer visitors, families, skaters and joggers.

But the park's rose garden has become famous as a trysting spot for gay men looking for uncomplicated sexual encounters.

Mr van Grieken stresses that tolerance to "cruising" gays, aimed at protecting homosexuals from violence, will have "strict rules attached".

"Thus, condoms must always be cleared away, it must never take place in the neighbourhood of children's playgrounds and the sex must be restricted to the evening and night-time," he said.

The new park rules have the blessing of the Dutch police, who have urged all Dutch parks to follow Amsterdam's lead.

But Amsterdam's dog owners are less impressed. The new park code of conduct will set out stiff fines for dogs that are allowed to run around the Vondelpark off the leash.

"Research showed that many people find this disturbing," said Mr van Grieken.

One dog owner protested: "As long as the park has existed, we've been allowed to let our dogs run freely. It's outrageous that we will be punished from now on but public sex won't. If they can drop their trousers, why can't I let my dog loose?"

(Perhaps because gay men with their trousers dropped might be shocked to suddenly feel a cold, wet nose where it doesn't belong. On the other hand, dogs like licking balls...)



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Tue, March 18, 2008 - 10:53 PM
I'm gonna start shopping for cheap flights now ...

Thanks for posting this!
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 3:45 AM
I'll certainly be looking forward to visit Amsterdam this Summer!!!

Here in Madrid dogs off the leash are a nightmare! Dog poop everywhere, you can't let your food alone over a table, bitches in their period are usually attacked by hordes of male dogs leaving their owners furious and us dogphobes away from every green area in this city. Horrible. I really wish I lived in Amsterdam.
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 9:13 AM
"Why should we try to impose something that is actually impossible to impose, which also causes little bother for others and for a certain group actually means much pleasure?"

My gawd, wouldn't it be awesome if the whole world thought this way? I ♥ Amsterdammers! They're so much more evolved than the rest of this crazy, mixed up world.
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 1:46 PM
Yikes! I guess dog scat lovers can rejoice.... I hate going to the park because you constantly have to look down to make sure you aren't stepping in dog doo doo =( Distracting!
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 3:49 PM
Pic
Wow, that fella in the pic is *quite* the contortionist!

Seriously, I just ran across that photo recently. It's my new favorite--I'd do or be done by any combination of the participants therein! Even in a park, if necessary, as long as the mosquitos aren't about.
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 7:46 PM
Hall a fuck me lu ya
WHY can't the whole world be more like them!
And A menzzzz
"don't come a trimmin' if is this shrub is a shimmyin' "
lets get a group rate on flights...
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 8:26 PM
I'm not really in favor of anonymous sex....
... 'cause i think it plays a part in maintaining the closet.

But it will be interesting to see how long this new ruling lasts.... especially with the huge number of 'tourists' who will show up for a taste of liberation

Expect vocal opposition from Holland's rapidly growing fundamentalist Muslim population.... i hope no one gets attacked while gettin' some in the park....
Fri, June 13, 2008 - 5:13 PM
I also agree with the person who said that anon. sex is something that closeted people do.