Little David was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being
uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked
him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to
the alley with some guy and have sex with him for
money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush
administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that
in front of the other kids."