the (Very First) Danger Board Drive-in Double Feature!!

Just one week from today, the Danger Board will be playing at the Triple Rock Social Club, opening for none other than the New Model Army.

As if that weren't exciting enough (and, to be honest, it really should be, you ungrateful fuckers), this event will be the (Very First) Danger Board Drive-in Double Feature!!. That's right, boys and girls, the Danger Board will be showing two (2) classic movies from the Golden Age of drive-in for your viewing pleasure! Bring your backseat (or use one of ours!), grab some popcorn, tune your radio to 87.9FM, sit back, and enjoy the (Very First) Danger Board Drive-in Double Feature!!-- the only drive-in double feature that rocks... due to the assistance of music (and guitars)!

Alternatively, you can be that rowdy fucker who spends the entire movie out of his car, running around the park, making noise and generally distracting the other viewers. That is a perfectly allowable option as well because this will be no ordinary drive-in double feature. No, this will be the only drive-in double feature that rocks... largely owing to the inclusion of music (and guitars) so you will know that it could only be the (Very First) Danger Board Drive-in Double Feature!!

See the Danger Board! See some (2) movies! See the Danger Board see you see some movies! It will be a recursive scopophilic spectacle par excellence!

Thursday, April 10th

New Model Army (11pm)
Sirens of Titan (10pm)
the Danger Board (9pm)

Triple Rock Social Club
9pm

the.dangerboard.com
www.triplerocksocialclub.com

The Danger Board? Again? Yes, believe it or not.

Just three short days after our phenomenal show at First Ave we're going to rock out theatrical style at Bedlam Theater this very night (Saturday, Feb 16).

the.dangerboard.com/shows.asp

This is what Bedlam says about tonight's romp:

The perfect night to release your bitterness, your dissapointments, your angst ridden cynicisms and your rage towards romance and love. Didn't get a Valentine? Or maybe it sucked? Let your heart spew..all over the floor. Channel all of your lost hope and broken heartnedness into one night. Join the masses as we smash our twisted hearts into bloody messes. fuck hallmark. this is bedlam. Puppet shows. Pinata. Prizes. Heart -shaped Sake jello shots. Skits and Surprises including Anti-Love meter readings. There will be music too, but no merriment here folks. It's a bitter pill and we offer it to you.

www.bedlamtheatre.org/display.php

The romp starts at 10 pm; we'll perform our crazy, interactive entertainment at the end (midnight?). There might be a cover, I have no idea. If you missed us on Wednesday then you should consider NOT missing us tonight.

The Danger Board is at it again

It seems like all I use Tribe for is promoting Danger Board shows. Well, we're at it again! And this time we're playing First Ave's Main Stage!

LA BELLE EPOQUE VIII - VALENTINE'S EVE GLAM / FETISH BALL

Wednesday, February 13th ~~~ Doors at 7:00 pm ~~~ $6 advance, $8 at the door

Sadly, we're not headlining. We are, in fact, opening. And really early at that: 8p (as in "doors at 7p, first band (us) at 8p").

This will be my first time playing on First Ave's main stage and I'm pretty excited about it. We're gunna have period appropriate costumes, a kissing content, fabulous prizes, popular late nineteenth century diseases and quality rock music.

I hope to see some of you there. Those of you who live within a few hundred miles, at least!

33 ⅓ (The Final Insult)

I just sent this out in an email but I'm posting it here, too, for MAXIMUM EXPOSURE.


Today marks my 33 ⅓ birthday anniversary.

If you think this is worth celebrating then you should pop by my place around 6p today.

A little more info on teh intertubes: jarrin.net/TheFinalInsult.html

the danger board @ station4 @ friday night

on friday, the danger board will be playing a show (with dinner and guitars) at station4 alongside stellar vector and tasha's laughter.
that's right, on Novembuary 30th, the danger board will play a show with two (2) great bands and dine with the four (4) lucky winners of the Win Dinner with The Danger Board!!! contest... and one (1) of those lucky winners could be YOU!

just by showing up on friday, you are eligible to be selected as the fourth (and final) lucky winner of the Win Dinner with The Danger Board!!! contest. if selected, you will enjoy, not only an excellent show (with music and guitars) but you will also be treated to a delicious three-course meal with the band. it couldn't be easier!

1) come to station 4 this friday around 10pm
2) see tasha''s laughter and stellar vector
3) get selected as a lucky winner of the Win Dinner with The Danger Board!!! contest
4) enjoy a delicious three-course meal (with music and guitars).

hope to see you there!

This Friday
Novembuary 30th
the danger board (with dinner and guitars)
stellar vector
tasha's laughter
@station4
10pm

the.dangerboard.com

Dinner with The Danger Board

I just want to promote this as much as I possibly can because I don't want ANYONE to miss out on the opportunity to have dinner with The Danger Board!

At our last show we collected nearly fifty entries for The Dinner from which we will select two lucky winners. But that's not all! We will be selecting one more winner from online respondents on November 15th. If you weren't at our last show and didn't get a chance to put your name in the proverbial hat you're not yet out of luck. Just go to...

the.dangerboard.com/dinner.asp

...and give us your vital, essential, personal informations. We're totally serious about this. Totally!

Sun Dance?

I don't know who did the sun dance but: thank you, whoever you are! Today's excellent weather has helped me get back on marginal track. While I still don't have enough time to wire up the light system I have managed to get some fundamental construction and painting done. Now if I can just get a few more hours of non-rain before Saturday...

Bad News

Due to this unprecedented weather I have been dealt a serious set-back. My best-case scenario for the Interstellar Pleasure Barge is now a compromise. If (and only if) the weather dries up a bit for the next few days I might be able to get the basic construction finished. That's the best I can hope for. All of my cool plans for lights are abandoned and will have to wait until next year. It's very disappointing to know that if the weather improves AND I work constantly AND I encounter no big problems the best I can hope for is "barely-acceptable". :(

black wit

My dark humor is already making its rounds:

> As someone remarked darkly yesterday, "At least there was only one person in each of those cars."

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