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I am 33 years old going on 16. I grew up in South Central Pennsyltucky. My parents divorced when I was 18. My father and I don't talk.
My mother was stricken with Lupus in Summer 2007. She came out of the hospital in a wheelchair but is now able to walk with two canes. I now have two pets. My tuxedo kitty named Hoover and my tiny, fearless cat named Xena. My old man Rainbow, who was 18 years old, died on 10/22/07; he was all black and best familiar a witch could ask for. I am a liscensed English Teacher for grades 7-12. I used to work with mental health/mentally retarded children afterwards, I became a secretary, then I took care of my mother for a bit. Now I'm gainfully unemployed with the exception of a firespinning gig here and there. Insert shameless self-promotion here: I have professionally performed with: poi since October 2006, fire fans since October 2008, firehoop since December 2008. I recently acquired a fire cane. I am currently learning staff and rope dart. I am available for circuses , concerts, community outreach, festivals, parades, carnivals, birthdays, weddings, street fairs, conventions, Renaissance faires, sideshow, private promotions/private parties, raves, clubs, bars, art openings, poetry readings, photography, TV, movies, spiritual events, celebrations, hashes, etc. Please hire me to play with fire.
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Harrisburg Santacon
( events » other ) Grab your Christmas carols, your Christmas cheer, don your Santa suits and elf costumes and get your sexy selves out on the streets to create some mischief. Spread the word! Tell your friends!
Every December for the last 16 years, Cacophonous... read more
event starts Saturday, December 19, 2009 - 4:00 PM
Harrisburg Santacon
(in Santa Con)
Santa is coming to Harrisburg, PA!
December 19, 2009 at 4:00pm City Island, Market Street Walking Bridge www.myspace.com/hbgsantacon discussion post on Tue, November 3, 2009 - 11:24 AM
Re: OT: Harrisburg Area BM/PDF Decomp Party
(in Playa Del Fuego)
I can pick anyone up and provide crash space.
discussion post on Sat, October 17, 2009 - 12:43 PM
Re: thank you from BoF
(in Playa Del Fuego)
Thank you for being one of the stops on my birthday hash. You guys are awesome!
discussion post on Sat, October 17, 2009 - 12:42 PM
Re: Lost & Found!
(in Playa Del Fuego)
I lost a bunch of stuff on my blacked out nights of drunken debauchery. I lost my hash mug which is a red plastic mug with the "Harrisburg/Hershey Hash House Harriers" logo on the side. Connected to the handle is lanyard with a plastic tag that ...
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discussion post on Sat, October 17, 2009 - 12:29 PM
My Blog
I put some firespinning videos on You Tube. One is at the Mardi Gras street performance back in February. Two are our audition tapes to America's Got Talent. The rest are just various spin jam nights. If you'd like to take a look go to www.youtube.com. Click on the "channel" tab and search for mzcalamityjane. Eight of them should come up. Please let me know what you think.
Mon, June 29, 2009 - 8:25 AM
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CJ
The cultural and religious significance of tattoos and other body marking is explored via the camera lens in Ancient Marks: the Sacred Origins of Tattoos and Body Marking. This collection of photographs by National Geographic photographer Chris Rainier is coming in June to the Susquehanna Art Museum in Harrisburg.
Thu, June 11, 2009 - 11:28 AM
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Rainier, National Geographic photographer, spent seven years traveling across six continents and much of the Pacific Ocean interpreting what it means to mark the body in ritual a... read more 
I, I mean WE, are doing the Penguin Plunge on City Island in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to benefit the Humane Society of Harrisburg Area. Now when I say WE I mean PATCHOULI and I. That's right folks, Patchouli has stepped up to plate to help out all those homeless cats and dogs. I almost feel like it's the Pound back home at PDF. We help out the strays at PDF and now we are asking you to help out the strays that can't help themselves. Please, please, please take some time and check out our fund...
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Sun, December 7, 2008 - 10:06 PM
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I'm doing the Penguin Plunge on City Island in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania to benefit the Humane Society of Harrisburg Area. Please, please, please take some time and check out my fundraising page and donate some money if you are able. I would greatly appreciate it and would give you a great big bear hug the next time I saw you. Who am I kidding? I'd give you a great big bear hug regardless! Okay...then...I'd give you...a back massage! One of the best if not THE BEST back massage!
Fri, November 21, 2008 - 8:45 PM
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Where will you be on November 1st? If it is any place but the Grand Witches Ball it's the wrong answer!
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 9:10 AM
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Check it out: highland-farm-community.org/ball08.html It's only ten dollars. There will be a DJ, a costume contest, a feast, fire performances and a Samhain ritual. Stay for the night or the weekend and pitch a tent, bring a camper or crash with a pillow and a sleeping bag in the Mother Earth Coffee Nook. I went last year and had a blast. You will also.
My Tribes
%#@& Censorship,
*~The Cool Earth Party~*,
*~U.S. and Allies Out of Afghanistan!!~*,
2009 Burningman Virgins,
All American Family Camp,
Atlanta Georgia HOOPERS,
Black Rock Beacon,
brushwood & starwood,
Burning Bondage,
Burning Man - the other tribe,
Burning Man Philadelphia,
Burning Man Tribe,
Camp Sexy,
Copperhead Fire,
Craft of the Wise,
epi-art,
Fire Arts Education and Equipment,
Harrisburg & Surrounding Communities,
Harrisburg Burner Events,
Harrisburg Hoopers,
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