Male

27

Looking for folks to help pass the time by way of email exchanges, instant messenger conversations, or beer/cocktails with a side of cattiness. I enjoy late night Bible study, offensive humour, people watching, man watching, trying out new restaurants and old favourites, wasting hours on YouTube watching Australia's/Germany's/Britain's/Canad a's Next Top Model, surfing from article to article on Wikipedia, Apple Inc., wasteful spending, reading too much for my own good, avoiding predators, complaining about Muni, offensive jokes, comparing CD collections and deciding that mine is superior, fucking with other people's heads, trying that new restaurant down the way, wandering aimlessly around museums for hours on end, painstakingly filling out website profiles, deciding what to do with my facial hair, and finding good seats at concerts so I don't bitch at my friends the whole night about standing and how much my feet hurt.

A few more interesting things about me:

•I received a pony for my thirteenth birthday.
•My favourite number is 12.5.
•One of my biggest goals in life is to become America's Favourite Bastard.
•I don't want to be rich. I just want to pay my bills and be able to buy myself pretty things when I feel like it.
•Eyes are the one thing about a person I never notice. I couldn't even tell you my mother's eye colour.
•I love tall buildings but I am deathly afraid of heights.
•I have a laundry list of gastro-intestinal issues.
•I haven't owned a car in seven years. The stories of the cars I have owned are comical and I believe the universe is against me owning another.
•I hate 1968, bananas, basketball, biblical archaeology, boiz, bread, celery, cetaceans, Cher, clowns, cold, corn tortillas, deep water, falling, grrlz, heights, James Bond, liars, marionettes, mayonnaise, milk, muppets, Philip Seymour Hoffman, puppets, raisins, rice, Robert Frost, Sean Connery, watermelon, and wHeN pEopLe TyPe LiKe ThIs.

Sarcasm appreciated. Cynicism a must.

My Myers-Briggs type is ISTJ and my Riso-Hudson Enneagram Type is 9.