Come see what the Aquamen and *** H 3 R B A L V 1 A G R A *** can do for 4 U, May 12th at the Hotel Utah

In their 5 yrs stranded on a desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, the Aquamen discovered an amazing herbal concoction that acts just like V 1 A G R A that they will release to you, their adoring public. at the Hotel Utah, Friday May 12th. El Capitan Mike discovered this strange herbal elixir, a mixture of coconut husks, breadfruit rinds, yam blossoms, and 7 herbs and spices while being forced to forage for their food in isolation.

They quickly realized this wonderful blend, now available to you at low, low prices, had a quite an... er... stimulating effect, shall we say. Ensign Nat quickly set up a makeshift chemistry lab of bamboo beakers, gourd vessels, and kukubura bird beak test tubes (which handily doubled as a still for evening coconut rum brewing sessions) to analyze the potent mixture and purify it down to its most powerful essence.

It was only when he tested it on himself mistakenly, that he quickly realized there was no one to enjoy its effects with but the other 5 aquamen, the sole denizens of the island. To avoid some embarassing incidents, the former vegaquarian Nat was forced to swear off plants completely and become a carnivorous Aquamenatarian, explaining the mysterious disappearance of the 6th Aquamen, "Iron" Matt Harris.

But now, back on dry land, with plenty of outlets for the rousing effects of their 100% natural Pacific Island herbal V 1 A G R A, the Aquamen, with the help of Pollo del Mar and the Struts, release their wonderful creation on the world. Aquamaidens beware!!!

Stay tuned for their next show May 20th in New York, when they'll bring you almost zero cost drugs from overseas- Prosmack, Aquazine, Halitol, Si!pro, Vic-codin', and more!

When: Friday, May 12th, 9 PM
Where: Hotel Utah, 500 4th st. and Bryant, SF
Who: The Aquamen, Pollo del Mar, the Struts
What: $7

"Cabin boy" Vixx - Spam-master
"El Capitan" Mike - Biopiracy
"First Mate" Srini - Recipe testing
"Ensign" Nat - Going tribal
"Iron" Matt Harris - Dinner

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