ain't it a shame?

Bonus points if you can name the band, the song title, and the original lyrics.

the wheels of medicine turn slower than the wheels of justice........

Less is the new more.

~ If you're going to drive around with your name and phone number on the side of your vehicle, you ought not drive like shit.

~ If you must 'go forth and multiply', please let it be x1. Or even better, x0.

~ If you must smoke tobacco, please don't exhale.

~ The final world war will not be over oil. It will be over water.

Think before you fuck.

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The Red Sox are in the middle of a pennant race one September as elementary school in Boston reconvenes. The teacher, being a big baseball fan, decides to break the ice with the new class by asking who likes the Sox. All the kids, save one, have their hands in the air. Teacher asks the boy why he doesn't like the Sox. He explains that he just moved to Boston from New York, and that he likes the Mets because his parents like the Mets. The teacher then says, "Y'know, you don't have to be *exactly* like your folks. What if your mom was a crack ho and your dad was a pimp and a thug? What would that make you?"

" A Yankees fan."



A blonde is talking with her friend and complaining about how old her car is and that it wouldn’t be worth much on a trade in because it had over 200k miles on it. The friend tells her to go see her mechanic and he can ‘help’ her with her problem.
A few weeks later the blonde runs into her friend, the friend asks if she bought a new car yet. The blonde says “I’m not selling it anymore. Now it only has 40k miles on it!”


Two guys are walking down a dark alley when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then, one guy turns to the other, hands him a bill, and says, "Hey, here's that $20 I owe you."

I walked into the gas station yesterday and asked for $5 worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some sort of joke?"

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop....