Evil (N. ee-vil, **picture of Adam**): The opposite of good.

Adam is pure, unadulterated, uncensored, unrestrained, un-un evil! Not in the swallow your soul and watch you burn for eternity evil (okay that too), but in the friendly, manipulative, fun kind of way. His voice is hypnotic, his stories are intriguing, and his mind is like a pool of sharks with lasers on their heads. Adam has a unique capability. He can take the most mundane piece of conversation and turn it into something so horrific, so frightening, and so utterly wrong, that you'll laugh your fool ass off at it!

Bow before the Dark Weasel!