May 28, 2008webba, the perfect office supply enthusiast
December 31, 2007I love her lips. And the way she saunters in them boots. And the eyebrow thing, and her laugh, all 29 versions of it. I love how her eyes see everything, the big picture. And I love how her voice radiates reason and perspective and love love love. I love the way I feel when I’m with her, and I love the way she has the exact phrasing I need in the exact moment I need it. And she’s fun! And funny! And I just love her.
Happy birthday, Web. I’m so glad you were born, that I get to share time on this earth with you, sweet sister.
December 30, 2007Happy Birthday my friend. You are such a delight, and I am honored to have you in my life. You are my favorite SnarkTwin, the best co-shopper, and damn fine dancer. Rock on with yer bad self, muthafucka!
April 4, 2007She makes *the* most gorgeous beaded jewelry.
Is always loving even when angry or sad.
Her spirit shines.
December 22, 2006Helloooo Mr. Bing...you look sexy in your new suit!
Today's Dear Abby ......Sat, February 14, 2009 - 3:57 PM permalink - 3 comments
DEAR ABBY: I clearly remember my first Valentine's Day. I was in first grade. A few days before, my mom asked how many kids were in my class, and we went to a store and bought large packages of valentines -- one for every child in the class. The cards were all the same size and said, basically, the same thing.
When I arrived at school, each classmate had a small box on his or her desk. At some point during the day, I went around the room and gave each child a va... read more
Edward, this made me think of you....Wed, February 4, 2009 - 10:25 PM permalink - 8 comments
Pranks involving electronic road signs stir worry
By JIM SUHR, Associated Press Writer
Wed Feb 4, 4:36 pm ET
COLLINSVILLE, Ill. – Pranksters in at least three states are messing with electronic road signs meant to warn motorists of possible traffic problems by putting drivers on notice about Nazi zombies and raptors. And highway safety officials aren't amused.
The latest b... read more
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