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Join me and COLAGE in this year's Support Our Community Campaign!

whittlesjh — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:28:36 GMT

It’s that time of year again! October has quite a few important anniversaries. This is the time of year that COLAGE celebrates it’s 19th birthday and we do so through or Support Our Community Campaign ( http://COLAGE.kintera.org/soc09/whittles )! COLAGE is a national movement of children, youth, and adults, with one or more lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and/or queer (LGBTQ) parent/s. We Build community and work toward social justice through youth empowerment, leadership development, education, and advocacy. I can’t tell you how many kids have told me that thanks to the dedicated work of COLAGE, they’ve realized that they’re not alone. This work is only possible because of the generous donations of people like you. I’m writing this note to you from Orlando, Florida. This weekend's meeting here marks my 4th year on COLAGE's national board of directors and second as board chair. When I joined the board in 2005, I was excited, nervous, and inspired. I’d been volunteering with COLAGE for 2 years and had fallen in love with this community. I’d witness the powerful impact that COLAGE has had on children, families, institutions, and state laws, helping ALL families get the recognition, rights, and respect that they deserve. Since my time on the board my understanding of and gratitude for COLAGE’s commitment to social justice has only deepened. While this meeting also marks my transition off of the board I feel very confident in the new leadership that’s stepping up to take things forward. It is with this in mind that I ask you, now more than ever to support COLAGE’s work into the future. This weekend also marked what would have been my father’s 71st birthday. And as I move forward in my efforts to support this movement, I do so in honor of the legacy and lessons that he left with me, as well as COLAGE’s impact on my perspective. COLAGE has really helped me know that when it comes to my family, our difference is our strength. And no amount of gay bashing or homophobic legislation can take that strength away from me. So it is with all of these important milestones in mind that I ask you to give. Our Support Our Community campaign runs through the month of October. (also, in honor of National Coming Out Month!) In honor of our 19th anniversary, we’re asking at least 19 people to give $19. If you’ve never given to COLAGE before, you could start with a small donation. If you’ve given to COLAGE before, perhaps you can strengthen your commitment by raising the amount you give. I know I’m pledging to double my monthly donation in the coming calendar year. Won’t you join me? To show your support follow this link - http://COLAGE.kintera.org/soc09/whittles With Gratitude, - Whitney Moses

Please click the link to help COLAGE

whittlesjh — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:22:33 GMT

It'll cost you nothing, but help bring cash to COLAGE. You don't have to give any personal info or join any groups, just click the link. http://whittles.livejournal.com/325824.html?nc=2 Thanks so much!

a friend in need

whittlesjh — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 22:26:56 GMT

I have a very smart and capable friend who's in dire need of some under the table work. She's tech smart has done a lot of project management stuff. has experience in gaming. and marketing and social justice work copy writing theory writing community organizing dog walking She's a quick learner, and up for anything right now. But it has to be under the table. If you have any leads (one offs, short term, part time, full time, long term, whatever), it would be much appreciated. Thanks.

Pirate Cat Radio Benefit Debacle!

whittlesjh — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:59:09 GMT

I'll be singing this Thursday in not one but TWO numbers with the fabulous Honey Lawless as we headline the Pirate Cat Radio Benefit Debacle! Come check it out! Pirate Cat Radio Benefit Debacle! Thursday, December 4th at Fat City Featuring: The Yes Go's Stigma 13 October Allied plus Live Burlesque Dancers and MC Eddie Dane of the Hubba Hubba Revue Fat City is located at 314 11th street in SF Cover: $7 donation to Pirate Cat Radio 21 and up please

Come see me sing!

whittlesjh — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:12:34 GMT

I'll be singing at least 2 numbers for this fun filled benefit. Catch me as I accompany Honey Lawless while she shakes a shimmie! PIRATE CAT RADIO BENEFIT SHOW AT FAT CITY!!! Featuring MC EDDIE DANE from THE HUBBA HUBBA REVUE! LIVE Burlesque Performances! Live Music from... The Yes Go's, Stigma 13, and October Allied and Special Surprise Guests!!! Doors 8:30pm Show 9pm Cover $7 Show is 21+ All proceeds from the show will go to Pirate Cat Radio to help keep the station up and running. Thanks for your support. Fat City is at 314 11th St San Francisco, CA 94103

Inferno Paradiso tonight!

whittlesjh — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 22:03:35 GMT

I'll be go-going with a few other rainbow-colored devils during the Hubba Hubba Revue: Burlesquorcist show. Mark Growden, Fou Fou Ha!, and Rosin Coven will also be playing on the same stage. Green Gorilla deejays M3 and Anthony Mansfield, Space Cowboys, Galen, Solar, and others are playing in the other room.

Join COLAGE in this year's Support Our Community Campain!

whittlesjh — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:26:31 GMT

Dear Friends and Family, October is here and COLAGE's (www.colage.org) Support Our Community Campaign has begun. This year we are asking 18 people to donate $18 in honor of our 18th anniversary. We do this campaign during October in connection with National Coming Out Day, because even though not all children with one or more LGBTQ parents are queer, they usually have their own coming out story. I know I remember quite well the slow realization that my family was different. I remember realizing that that difference was something that wasn't safe or ok to talk about. I remember the fear, shame and isolation involved. But even more so than that, I remember the empowerment and pride I felt when I found the COLAGE community. I remember the connection and commonality I felt when I first met another adult who had lost a parent to AIDS. I remember the relief and gratitude that came with realizing that I could bring my whole self to COLAGE spaces. I remember the gratitude I felt when I saw that my complex and sometimes seemingly contradicing identity was not just tolerated by the COLAGE community, but celebrated. Over the years I have gained more than I can measure from my involvement with this organization. And it makes my heart swell again and again to watch the youth and adults who get involved with this organization find their own voice, their own strengths, and their own community. I know that in these frightening economic times, donating to good causes can feel like a big sacrifice. And I fully understand that it's not an option for a lot of folks. However, even if you feel up for sparing $5, it helps make a difference. Of course, larger donations are always appreciated. Every dollar helps COLAGE expand it's reach to the more than 10 million estimated youth with one or more gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, and/or queer parent. Take a second to check out my page. If you can, donate. Either way, please pass this along to other folks that care. If you know any children, youth, and adults with LGBTQ parents, pass this on. If you know any queer folks who are thinking about having kids, please pass this on. If you know any families that don't fit the conventional picket fence model, pass this on. COLAGE's work helps everyone. To Donate, follow this link: http://COLAGE.kintera.org/soc08/whittles?faf=1&e=1922533686 With Deep Gratitude, - Whitney Moses COLAGE Board Chair

my favorite photo from Folsom Street Fair

whittlesjh — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:06:13 GMT

oh SF, how I love you sometimes... Thanks for this one, Nightshade!

barracuda

whittlesjh — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 17:16:34 GMT

Come see me sing tomorrow night at Hubba Hubba!

whittlesjh — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:32:25 GMT

I hope you can make it to the show. this is the first time I'm singing on stage in a long time and I'd love to have the folks I adore there to see it! Hallelujah! It's time for... Hubba Hubba Revue: THAT OLDE TIME RELIGION! *Baptismal Burlesque! *Amazing Acts of Contrition! *Holy-Rolling Comedy! Friday, September 19th, 9PM at DNA Lounge! AMEN, BROTHERS & SISTERS, AMEN!! The Honorable Kingfish T. Love, and The That-Boy-Ain't-Right Reverend Eddie Dane, invite All Sinners & The Saved to an Ol' Timey Revival Meeting loaded with laughs, thrills and the Best Burlesque this side of The Pearly Gates! It's a night of Evangelical Entertainment, with enough grinding, bumping and Bible-Thumping to Banish Temptation and Heal the Sober! COMEDY, BURLESQUE and SALVATION!! with: Harlem Shake! Alotta Boutte'! The Vicar of Liquor! Room for Cream! The Velvet Lilies! The Diamond Daggers! Miss Balla Fire! Madam Chartreuse! Lady Satan! Citty Rich! Professor Shimmy! Ariyana LeFay! Kiss Me Kate! Honey Lawless! Your Little Chernobyl! Riff Ditties! Bunny Pistol! Rubenesque Burlesque! Gorilla X! ...and the Holy Hubba Dancers! Live! On-Stage! Hymns of Sin & Whisky with THE GOMORRAN SOCIAL AID & PLEASURE CLUB! APOSTATE DISCOUNT! From 9PM to 9:30PM, only at the box office night-of-show, tickets are just $10! Free dance lessons upstairs, 9:30 - 10:00PM, by the Ministry of Swing Goth! Hubba Hubba Revue: THAT OL' TIME RELIGION! Friday, September 19th, 9PM DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street, SF $15, 21 & Up w/valid ID ($12 advance tickets at www.dnalounge.com ) See more at www.hubbahubbarevue.com HELP SPREAD THE GOOD WORD, Y'ALL! HUBBA HUBBA REVUE is brought to you by: Effen Vodka! Fernet Branca! Anheuser-Busch! Costume Party! Dark Garden Corsetry!

Massage Update: New Times! New Location!

whittlesjh — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:03:05 GMT

Greetings Folks, I hope this note finds you enjoying the last legs of summer. There's a lot going on in my world and I want to share the pieces that affect my massage business. As of last Friday I have officially graduated from my one year internship at California Pacific Medical Center's Institute for Health and Healing. I now have 500 more hours of training under my belt and a lot of wonderful experience with inpatient care, as well as on an integrative medicine team. As proud as I am of the work I've done there, I'm even more excited for what's to come. The folks over at IHH have asked me to stay on another year, doing bedside massage and helping supervise next year's interns in the Integrative Medicine Program. What this means for my private practice is that my hours are changing. Come the week of September 8th, I am now available for massages on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. The other big news is that I'm moving! Don't worry, I'm not going too far. My new location will be just a few blocks from the North Berkeley Bart stop, and right off of the University Ave exit. I'll be starting my new hours there the first week of September. My rates will be the same - $80/hr and $100/1.5hr in Oakland, with outcall rates being higher depending on location. And, as always, current clients can receive a $15 discount if they schedule a session within a week of their birthday! That's all from my end. If you have any questions or would like to book an appointment, please feel free to drop me a line either by phone or email. I hope all is well with you and I look forward to seeing you soon! Be Well, - Whitney Moses www.whitneymoses.com massage@whitneymoses.com

nick cave and the schedule conflict - help!

whittlesjh — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:22:26 GMT

Do you have 2 tickets to the Nick Cave on September 18th? Would you be willing to trade them for two Friday night tickets? My friend is in dire need of a trade and is willing to pay $20 bucks to whomever is down to help her out!

It's time for Revolution!

whittlesjh — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 16:09:35 GMT

This Friday, SF Bay Guardian's "Best Local Web 'Zine", Big Top Magazine, is throwing it's premiere party. Revolution is going to be an affair to remember, one you will not want to miss. With some top billers like Vau De Vire, Bad Unkl Sista, and The Wandering Marrionettes, they're really pulling out all the stops on this one. Tickets are selling fast and will likely be sold out before the night is done, so get yours soon. They're $17 in advance and $20 at the door. Right now what the fine folks over at Bid Top are looking for is advertisers and sponsors. This magazine was getting hits from all over the world before, and now with the new award from the Guardian, things are really ramping up! Some top notch advertisers will really help this event happen, and will speak to an enthusiastic and devoted community of the cirque neuvo family. For more information on how to get involved, read below. Big Top Magazine wants you, needs you, loves you! Chosen “Best Local Web Zine” of 2008 by the SF Bay Guardian (& you – thank you!) after only being launched three months ago, & wants to promote your business, and reward you for letting us do it! As a huge thank you, until *this* Thursday evening 8/7/08, receive two FREE tickets to its first event, REVOLUTION! (up to a $40 value, not including the immense fun you’ll have at the show) for any advertising space purchased at a value of $150 or more! The magazine is skyrocketing as well as the visits to it, and so this is the absolute best time to get in and let people know about *your* business or services! Additionally, I plan on doing an issue directly from Burning Man centering on the performers in my camp, The Red Nose District – but I need your help to make it there and achieve this vision – so it’s an incredible win-win thang! You get very visible advertising for what you work so hard for, and what I work so hard for is able to improve for everybody! At the time of this writing, the site has been viewed 2,671 times by 55 countries/territories (including all but 4 states in the U.S. – obviously red ones…) since it’s launch in May, and I’m just getting started! YOUR business can reach out to the world through Big Top! For more information on advertising benefits & rates, please visit http://bigtopmagazine.com/Advertising/advertise.html and for more information on Big Top Magazine’s first production, visit http://bigtopmagazine.com/revolution.html Thank you all so much for your continued support, and making Big Top the “Best Of The Bay”! Hurry now – time is running out for those free tickets – and hey, if you have a friend who you think should advertise with Big Top, forward this to them – hell, forward it everywhere, the New Circus needs you, & so do I! Big Top Love, ~ kSea

Jolly Old England with the Hubba Hubba Revue! This Friday the 18th at the DNA Lounge

whittlesjh — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:20:50 GMT

Pip-Pip Cheerio! It's Time For... JOLLY OLDE ENGLAND! *Simply Smashing Burlesque! *Ripping Good Comedy! *Variety Acts Pleased to Divert! 9PM Friday, July 18th, at DNA Lounge! RULE BRITANNIA! Join Lord Kingfish Drinkington-Jones, and Sir Edward Dane, O.B.E., for a Delightful Romp through Swingin' England! Grab your brolly and your bowler, Guv'nor, and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! Featuring: The Twilight Vixen Revue! The Devil-ettes! Ravenna Black! Lolita Tatas Valentino! The Cheese Puffs! Molly Molotov! Bunny Pistol! sASSy Hotbuns! Tit4Tat! Lola Vauntz! Courtney Crimson! Sparkly Devil! Citty Rich! Delilah! Fraulein O'Flyin Lady Satan! Gorilla X! ...and The Kingfish & Eddie Dancers! Live! Marvy Mod Mayhem with THE MINKS! www.myspace.com/theminks STIFF-UPPER-LIP DISCOUNT! From 9PM to 9:30PM, only at the box office night-of-show, tickets are just $10! Free dance lessons upstairs, 9:30 - 10:00PM by Brian from Swing Goth! Hubba Hubba Revue: JOLLY OLDE ENGLAND! Friday, July 18th, 9PM DNA Lounge, 375 Eleventh Street SF $15, 21 & Up w/valid ID ($12 advance tickets at www.dnalounge.com ) www.hubbahubbarevue.com I SAY, CHAPS! HELP SPREAD THE WORD, EH WOT?

Best of the Bay in Massage (hopefully)

whittlesjh — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:43:42 GMT

As you've likely seen, Best of the Bay is up for a vote. If you'd had my massage work, I'd love if you could vote for me in that category. http://www.sfbg.com/bob/2008/ [EDIT] there's also a best of the East Bay vote! http://www.eastbayexpress.com/gyrobase/poll?poll=oid%3A726988 While you're at it, you can also vote for Hubba Hubba as the best burlesque show The Parkway for best movie theater Adina's Car World as the best mechanic Shoebox Studios as the best dance studio DNA lounge as the best dance club Paxton Gate as the best quirky shop. Remember, you can vote more than once! What other things are you excited to be voting for in this one? Share it here and help spread the word for your favorites!

Need a room in SF?

whittlesjh — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:01:39 GMT

I have two friends who've secured a really awesome apartment near the Balboa BART station. It's a 3 bedroom and they need a 3rd roommate. It's right near a park and a really cute space. They are both super awesome - creative, playful, grown-ups with their shit together who know how to have fun AND clean up after themselves. The room itself is $650. If you know anyone who's looking (preferably female?) please send them my way. I'm doing a little screening for them. More details upon inquiry.

doing what we can

whittlesjh — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 23:54:08 GMT

We've all been hearing about the Clinton fans who are threataning to vote for McCain to prove a point. Well, at the end of her speech on Tuesday, HRC asked her followers to email her and let her know what they'd like her to do next. I say, we take her up on that. Urge her to do what she can to unite the party under Obama for the sake of our country's future. You can do so on the front of her website - http://www.hillaryclinton.com Here is what I wrote: Dear Senator Clinton, Thank you for taking the time to listen to the voices of your constituents. I know you've worked hard through this campaign, and the tide has not always been in your favor. You asked at the end of your speech on Tuesday for fans to write in and let you know what they'd like you to do, so that's why I'm here. As it has become increasingly likely that Obama will be sealing the nomination, I ask that you do what you can to help unite the party behind him. You have incredible power over your support base, and a good percentage of them are angry. So angry that they're willing to sacrifice this election to McCain just to prove a point. Please bring your voice of reason to these folks. Help them see how damaging such a move could be. For the sake of our country's future, I implore you. Thanks, - whitney moses, Oakland, California

COLAGE Applauds Historic California Court Decision

whittlesjh — Thu, 15 May 2008 23:04:25 GMT

Most of you have heard about the good news of CA Supreme Court's ruling to end the current ban on same sex marriage. For those of you that are looking to celebrate, the SF LGBT Center is throwing a party this afternoon starting around 5pm. More information on that here: http://www.sfcenter.org/marriage.php The folks over at COLAGE are definitely in a celebratory place today. Check out their statement here: http://www.colage.org/blog/2008/05/colage_applauds_historic_calif.html This morning Beth, COLAGE's executive director was out at the courthouse with other LGBT advocates waiting for the results. Apparently, her celabratory reaction was enthralling enough to make it to the cover of the New York Times. Check her out in this picture - http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/16/us/15cnd-marriage.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

Think you can tell who is Pos or Not?

whittlesjh — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:33:34 GMT

Some folks over at MTV and POZ Magazine have put together an online game to promote AIDS Awareness and I'm in it. http://www.posornot.com/ Check it out. Take the challenge. Spread the word.

Fraud Protection fraud

whittlesjh — Fri, 02 May 2008 03:29:48 GMT

Supposedly enacted to prevent voter fraud, the Indiana's Supreme Court decision to require photo ID to vote far more resembles modern a Jim Crow law than anything else. Poplicks breaks it down thusly: "The big deal is that 20% of black voters in Indiana do not currently have a valid photo ID. The big deal is that almost none of the enacted or proposed Voter ID laws provide measures to help voters obtain the necessary identification or offer alternative ways of voting. The big deal is that these laws are being passed despite no nationwide widespread evidence of fraud caused by voter impersonation. (In Indiana, there was literally not one reported incident of fraud, which the Supreme Court acknowledged.) The big deal is that our courts seem interested in a nonexistent form of voter fraud, but could not care less about more widespread evidence of voter fraud in Florida (2000), Ohio (2004), or the New York primary (2008)." And so on. Go read: http://poplicks.com/2008/04/our-generations-jim-crow-laws.html

CPMC's Hospital Massage 500 Hour Certification

whittlesjh — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:24:09 GMT

I'm a little over 2/3 done with this program right now and I gotta say, I love it. I'm learning so much, the supervision is really excellent, the patients are inspiring, etc, etc. I can't say enough good things about it. Anyway, here's the information on next year's course. Feel free to ask me questions about it if you're curious. Integrative Medicine Education Program ~ Massage Therapy ~ 500 Hour Certification Program The Institute for Health & Healing is known worldwide as a center of clinical expertise, educational integrity, and personal transformation. We created the Institute to fulfill the dreams of those who want to integrate a philosophy of caring for the whole person into the practice of mainstream medicine. The Integrative Medicine Education Massage Therapy program is a 500 hour, twelve month training program which combines education and supervised clinical training in the hospital. Students work directly with patients who have a variety of medical conditions. The program focuses on three areas of development. First, discipline specific training to advance your understanding and proficiency in massage therapy while developing your use of “therapeutic presence.” In the second focus, Massage interns will develop specific skills in order to fully participate in our cutting-edge conventional and integrative medical providers’ team approach for outstanding patient care. Third, professional development is addressed through the action/reflection model, goal setting and self care practices. Program Logistics: Prerequisites – CMT; 6 months work experience preferred Application Deadline – June 30, 2008 Program Begins – September 2008, Ends September 2009 Classes weekly (6 hours) In-hospital Shifts weekly (5 hours) Four weekend Retreats Fee $2800 + $250 for Pediatric Certification 500 hour Certification upon successful completion Please contact Carolyn Tague, (415) 600-5751 or taguec@sutterhealth.org. INSTITUTE FOR HEALTH & HEALING www.myhealthandhealing.org (415) 600-HEAL

SF burlesque legends benefit this Saturday @ Club Deluxe!

whittlesjh — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:12:05 GMT

Sparkly Devil and Little Minsky's Present: A Benefit for Burlesque Legends and Exotic World! Saturday, April 26 Club Deluxe, 1511 Haight, San Francisco, CA 9pm, $10 The shining stars of San Francisco burlesque have come together to raise funds for three venerable living legends of burlesque: Holiday O'Hara (San Francisco), Lottie the Body (Detroit), and Toni Elling (Detroit). The Burlesque Hall of Fame is a nonprofit organization and the ONLY burlesque museum on the planet, and home to the venerable Exotic World Weekend! Every June, hundreds of burlesque performers - from living legends to budding beauties - converge upon Las Vegas for the annual Exotic World Pageant, to shimmy, shake, and overtake Sin City! Lottie, Toni and Holiday were all burlesque performers in the 1960s and will be guests of honor at this year's event in Las Vegas. 100% of the proceeds for this benefit show will go towards their travel costs, and the remaining amount will be donated directly to Exotic World. Please help us get these amazing women out to Las Vegas so they can share some authentic burlesque history with today's current performers! Check out this star-studded lineup! Miss Indigo Blue of the Atomic Bombshells (Seattle) Pa-ooh-la the Swedish Housewife (Seattle) Kitten on the Keys SF's Reigning Queen of Carnaval, Kellita of Hot Pink Feathers Mariel a la Mode Alotta Boutte Tit for Tat Dottie Lux Lady Satan Bella Trixx Delilah Coco Noir Professor Shimmy Gia Haad Sparkly Devil Plus more special guests TBA! Pick up artist: Lady Monster Everybody's favorite drunk MCs: Kingfish & Eddie of Hubba Hubba Revue And special guest of honor: Holiday O'Hara! Plus, a fabulous raffle featuring special gifts and goodies! Add us on MySpace! www.myspace.com/sfbenefit Cover is $10 and donations are appreciated! Club Deluxe is 21+, and the show starts at 10pm. Don't miss this unforgettable evening of glitter and glamour!

Kindness

whittlesjh — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 18:39:13 GMT

Before you know what kindness really is you must lose things, feel the future dissolve in a moment like salt in a weakened broth. What you held in your hand, what you counted and carefully saved, all this must go so you know how desolate the landscape can be between the regions of kindness. How you ride and ride thinking the bus will never stop, the passengers eating maize and chicken will stare out the window forever. Before you learn the tender gravity of kindness, you must travel where the Indian in a white poncho lies dead by the side of the road. You must see how this could be you, how he too was someone who journeyed through the night with plans and the simple breath that kept him alive. Before you know kindness as the deepest thing inside, you must know sorrow as the other deepest thing. You must wake up with sorrow. You must speak to it till your voice catches the thread of all sorrows and you see the size of the cloth. Then it is only kindness that makes sense anymore, only kindness that ties your shoes and sends you out into the day to mail letters and purchase bread, only kindness that raises its head from the crowd of the world to say it is I you have been looking for, and then goes with you every where like a shadow or a friend. ~ Naomi Shihab Nye ~ (Words From Under the Words: Selected Poems)

Grab yer prison shank...

whittlesjh — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 06:15:37 GMT

...it's time for HUBBA HUBBA REVUE: CELL BLOCK DOUBLE D! It looks like this show I'll be hopping in all over the place as none other than Deputy Mellenz. I hope I'll see you there, otherwise I'll have to let loose the long arm of the law on you! Friday, April 18 DNA Lounge, 375 Eleveth St, San Francisco www.dnalounge.com www.hubbahubbarevue.com JAILHOUSE BURLESQUE! CONVICT COMEDY! PENITENTIARY HIJINX! Grab your prison shank, as the DNA Lounge transforms into the Crossbar Hotel! Our Guards, Jailbirds & Sexy Cellmates are ready to tease and tantalize you into a full confession! Don’t spend this night in solitary, ’cuz there’s a Laugh Riot goin’ on! Featuring: Alotta Boutte’! Odessa Lil! The Indra! Sparkly Devil! Roxy Shocks! Lady Satan! Rubenesque Burlesque! Honey LeBang! Siren Sapphire! Penny Luck! Sam Quentin! Professor Shimmy! Chi Chis del Fuego! The Burlesqueteers! Gorilla X! Citty Rich! Judge Jerkins! Warden Jerkins! Guard Jerkins! ... and The Kingfish & Eddie Dancers! With your MC’s, Kingfish 176-617 and Eddie Dane 176-761! And live, from the Prison Infirmary: DR. ABACUS! PRISON SNITCH DISCOUNT! From 9PM to 10PM, only at the box office night-of-show, tickets are just $10! FREE SOAP AT THE DOOR! (While supplies last!) $15; 21 & Up w/valid ID, Advance tickets only $12 at dnalounge.com

Holy L-Boogie, Batman!!

whittlesjh — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 06:09:52 GMT

Last night's first ever L-Boogie Day Celebration was a HUGE success! From set up to take down people were chipping in and showing the love. It was a beautiful thing to be a part of. The club looked Fabulous, the show was beyond entertaining, the auction was bountiful... really, the whole thing just blew me away. And the look on fightingwords' face when she arrived to a cheering crowd? Priceless. There's mountains of gratitude to all the fine folks who contributed, whether financially, through their stage presence, with their attention to detail, or their mad baking skills. There will be more formal and specific thanks to various folks for their input, but I just wanted to put this out here now. You guys are AMAZING. I mean, seriously. How did y'all get to be so damn awesome? I love the communities i'm a part of. I really do.