Whitton is one of the few girls I know who can still be stand-out-of-the-crowd sexy even when she's fully clothed and all the other girls on stage are naked.

Whitton is fantastic! I'm very sad that she no longer resides in the better part of California, but with the wonders of the internet it is much easier to stay in contact! She's bright and bubbly and it is impossible to stay in a foul mood with this wonderful redhead around. You're a wonderful person to gig with at Fair and I'm failing to verbally express my thankfulness in becoming friends with you. You are truly someone to look up to. I wish you the best of luck in L.A. and hope those silly casting agents see your fantasticness.

Whitton is one of the most extraordinary women I have the pleasure to know. She's witty, talented and intelligent. While we're often confused for one another, I couldn't think of a better person to share the title "the Other Redhead" with!

Whitton is the reason I joined the NRA. Well, you see there's this great picture of her with a gun (MMMMMM Whitton holding a firearm), and I figured 'wow, I'll bet all NRA members look sexy with firearms." So I joined, thinking it was a great way to meet chicks. You know what I found? Not everyone looks as sexy as Whitton holding a firearm (MMMMMM Whitton holding a firearm), and now the NRA won't stop sending me materials from rightwing nutcases. So be warned everyone, no one looks as sexy as Whitton holding a firearm. (MMMMMM Whitton holding a firearm)

-Gregory

P.S. MMMMMMM Whitton holding a firearm

Whitton likes truffles. Sometimes she likes two. That's just one of the wonderful things about her.