This is the sexist clown around. I give you all of 5 seconds to fall into his magnetic charm.

my dearest windpipe, king of the desert fools, magistrate of mystical mayhem, this man is quite fun most of the time, he creates a feeling of warmth and inclusiveness wherever he roams, celebrating life and art to its fullness, boundless package of talent, heart and radiance... whay a guy, i could go on but then i would feel like i was gushing and i don't want to make the dear bird blush..

not always a clown, this guy is sweet, smart and knows everyone. he's cute too! his friends and acquaintances adore him and so should you, so GET ON IT, you slacker!

if you haven't seen the clown band, you might want to contact windpipe to get their schedule.

if you need a graphic or web designer, you might want to check out his website.

if you need a swift kick in the pants, get in line asshole!

Windpipe has been confusing and delighting me for years... He lives up to his inner clown in a way that I don't believe I ever could, and you really have to respect that.

Someday I would like to figure out which of us is the evil twin.

When you look at this guy you will be overcome with the uncontrollable urge to run up to him and hug him or jump on him and cover his cheeks with kisses. You just can't help it. He's amazing, addictive and beautiful. He tangents just like a good Gemini should and is the only person I can have a conversation with and tie up into nice little bows at the end. Of course these conversations take about 10 hours to wrap up but in the end you know he listened. Me loves you windpipe!